Well....being 'fat'.i find that i am constantly asked (by ignorant wankers) ''Why are you so fat?''...and because im so shocked they have had the nerve to ask...i find myself....lost for words!!
So...i decided to think up some 'comebacks',for the next time that i am asked.....
''Why are you so fat??'''
...Someone has to make you feel better about being so ugly, so I got fat....
....'cause every time I %$^& your dad,he gives me a biscuit!
....Because..Fat people are harder to kidnap!
....Because I usually eat people who ask me that question.
...''While working at McDonald’s, as a teenager, I took full advantage''
... Im trying to imitate your mum, and it seems like its working!
.... ''i was at the top of the food chain way too long!''
...''So I can squash you when I sit on you.''
...So ugly bastards like you dont fancy me!!''
...''I could ask you the very same question, lardbucket''
..."my hieght just hasn't caught up to my weight yet"
"My weight can be fixed. Unfortunately, your face can't."
...''I'm going into hibernation.''
...''I need the extra fat to take the ugly contest crown from your Mum/girlfriend, she has been the winner 3 years in a row.''
...''Don't worry I'll be trimming the pounds soon ...cause your face makes me want to puke.''
Anyway...i got brain ache now!! Laters1
xMwahx
2008-01-27 @ 15:30