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by xmillyxxx @ Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 - 15:13:47

''Serious about losing weight? We can help!
Phone xxxxxxxxxx for a FREE 1hour session''

Thats what the advert in the local rag read.....so,i rang the number and was told times/dates etc,and i decided to go along....had nothing to lose (except excess body weight!)

Anyway,i got there,and was lead into a room ,that was full of ''large women''(looked like a roly poly audition!!).... and listened as she explained about how the diet works......and then came the bombshell.....she wanted nearly £70 of us a WEEK in return for some cup a soup's and milkshakes,and a weekly conselling session that explained to us why we are fat...like i don't know already!! (people like her are the reason im on medication!!)

She then went on to say that you don't eat anything other than theses 'sachets' that were provided from her,and if you did'nt think you could do it,then it was'nt for you.... i got up,got me coat and left!!

Of course,i want to lose weight,but i don't wanna starve meself and i certainly don't wanna spend £70 a week!!

Back to the drawing board me thinks!!

xMwahx

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amanda32amanda32 [Member]
2008-02-15 @ 17:38

Wot a bloody rip off, these people target the desperate souls who feel so desperate they will part with their money at any cost......im sure you like me have come to realise it is sensible eating in moderate portions which is the best way to lose weight. Bloody diets im sick of hearin about em......especially when the person who moans is a sze 10 and got less fat on em than a blody racing snake lol.......bet u get that too!

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-02-15 @ 22:13

Tell me about it,its daylight robbery...she's right about one thing though...i will lose the pounds....but only the ones outta me wallet xx

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jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-02-15 @ 21:58

£70 of us a WEEK ...she's having a laugh..

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-02-15 @ 22:13

Ain't she just!!!

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