Hello!!
Well.....as i have said before,i work in a shop,so meet alot of different strange.wierd,people everyday.
For the last year or so,this bloke has been coming in every thursday night.
He winks at me the minute he walks in the door and then flirts outrageously with me the whole time he's here!!....Of course,it's flattering,what woman wouldn't enjoy the flirty banter??....but that's all it is, banter!
Well......the other night,i saw him outside the pub having a cig with his mates,as i walked by,i said ''hi''.....only to be totally ignored! What was that all about??
So, next time he came in, i asked why he had ignored me....his answer??
''i was with my mates,was'nt i?''
''Ohhh,i get it now'' i replied....''im a bit like a moped then am i ....fun to ride till ya mates find out?''
He said nothing!
So mister...Look out...the fat mafia is looking for ya!! May i suggest hiding out in the gym...or maybe the organic foodstore...we wont look for you there!!
Shallow wanker!!
xx
2008-02-23 @ 22:03