Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
...I can GET chocolate.
..."If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
...Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
...You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.(but...if ya clever...you could...you know...)
...You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
...You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
...If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
...You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
...You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
...With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
...Good chocolate is easy to find...and cheap!!
...You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
...When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
...With chocolate size doesn't matter....size does matter!!
2008-02-24 @ 19:42