Big Fat Me

Hello!! I thought i would share this lovely email that i recieved about my apparent moaning on my blog, regarding my ''fatness''.

It made me laugh so hard, i could'nt breathe!!
Talk about having a rant!!

Enjoy!!

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You fucking fat people.
You eat too damn much, you smell, and you have no respect for your body
Then you have the audacity to demand respect and special accommodations.
Why do you think you deserve them when your obesity is their fault?!
Here is a suggestion; put down your goddamned fork and step away from the fridge!
Quit doing the truffle-shuffle and take a walk around your neighborhood!
I am angry because of whining fat people like you ,who blame their condition on everything from their metabolism to McDonald's.
What they seem to ignore is the fact that every ounce/pound of excess fat on the your overblown grotesque body, entered through one and only one portal.... The Mouth! Duhhh!!
It's sickening, and it's wrong. Take off the damn feed-bag, get out, walk around. Take some fucking PRIDE in yourself. Not some big, hulking, heavy-breathing, sweaty bitch that can't wipe your own ass, but can reach into the refrigerator to grab another morsel of food!!

PS. McDonalds sells salads without any meat on them, and I'm sure they're better for you than a plate of fried cheese sticks and onion rings, stupid whale girl.
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Don't you just love it!!

xMwah x

well...i was out chocolategrocery shopping the other day, when i overheard a girl say to he mate...

''What's that fat cow looking at?''

I was'nt even looking at her,ugly cow!

I mean, we all have the right to be ugly,she just abused the priviledge!! and who picks her clothes...Stevie wonder? (how mean am i!)

Does she think that I simply failed to realize that I am overweight?!

I didn’t gain this 50 lbs overnight.
It has been a roller coaster ride for the last 30 years of my life;
which has been built upon unhealthy eating habits bestowed upon me by my parents(sorry mum,love you!)

“Clean your plate!”
“If you lose 10 lbs, I’ll buy you some new clothes.”

And, yeh, I have heard of Weight Watchers.
And have observed many people(including myself) not lose more than a few pounds; or their body grows larger with each year, as their wallet shrinks !!

It is not just about will power.

....So take your head out of my fat ass and school yourself bee-yatch!

xMwahx

Why does the world keep turning when i am feeling so much pain?

Why can't i let go and forgive?

Why am i so angry?

Why do people judge?

Why do i have to be 'the strong one'?

Why can't my brother come back?

Why don't i have the answers?

xx

Just to say that i will not be about for a while as i have some tragic news.

I found out last night that my brother,niece and cousin all died in a car accident last night.

I wilol be back when i feel a bit stronger.

Take care all xx

Hello!!

Well...i brought myself some new jeans the other day as mine are a ''bit''small and there fore creating a 'builders bum' effect!

HOWEVER ....I feel like ten pounds of sausage in a five pound package.....Yep...there are too fooking small!!!

I give up!!

I'm trying really hard to lose some weight,but it so bloody difficult!
Yesterday was me dad's birthday... so that was a sausage roll and a vol au vent and a coconut traybake!!

Please god...if you can't make me thin...then make my friends fat!!

xMwahx

I Brought this 'magic mirror,..
from a firm called 'JML',
it claims to make you thinner...
so...i tryed it,what the hell!

I placed it in me bedroom...
undressed upon the floor,
Turned around,and faced the thing...
''Hey,mirror,this is war''!!

I looked at it,and looked again...
not believing what i saw!
For there,a gorgeous lassie,
was standing on me floor!!