Hello!!

Well...i brought myself some new jeans the other day as mine are a ''bit''small and there fore creating a 'builders bum' effect!

HOWEVER ....I feel like ten pounds of sausage in a five pound package.....Yep...there are too fooking small!!!

I give up!!

I'm trying really hard to lose some weight,but it so bloody difficult!
Yesterday was me dad's birthday... so that was a sausage roll and a vol au vent and a coconut traybake!!

Please god...if you can't make me thin...then make my friends fat!!

xMwahx