Big Fat Me

Afternoon !

Well....im back on track (i think) with the whole 'battle with me bulge' thingy!!

Can't go through life having people make remarks about my size...it gets a tad annoying at times

I personally like .... ''you have such a pretty face''...
Such a insult,but in a nice way !

So....i started walking again,but it got a bit boring...so,we invested in a 'Nintendo Wii'...as it gets ya off ya ass !

Now....what i wanna know is...what's the maximum user weight on one of them ''Wii fit'' things!

Wanna get one,but don't wanna break the thing cos i is too ''bulky'' ! Imagine the shame of that

And, i certainly don't wanna ask in the shop either ...even more shamefull!!
Have tryed looking online,but can't find it..Grrrr...

So....i don't s'pose anyone has one and knows the answer???

xMwahx

1. What is your favourite comedy film?

That would have to be any of the 'Carry on' films!!

2. What is your favourite comedy on TV?

Gavin And Stacy

3. Who is your best Comedy actor/actress?

Jim Carrey

4. If you could write a comedy what would it be about?

Oooooo...i dunno LOL

5. What is the Funniest thing you have ever seen be it in person or on a TV show or film?

That would have to be my mate kev, table dancing to 'Dirty'...was cracking!! (i have video footage LOL )

xMwahx

This is scarily accurate!!

Your Personality at 35,000 Says...

Deep down, you prefer spending time alone to spending time with others. You enjoy thinking more than talking.

You are finding your place in the world, but you still feel overwhelmed. There's a lot of choices out there!

Your gift is having a way with words. You know how to express yourself well.

You are inspired by almost anything. You don't have many mental blocks.

You are happy but often stressed out. If you can slow down and appreciate life, you enjoy it a lot more.

http://www.blogthings.com/thepersonalitytestat35000feet/

So....What's your peronality at 35,000 feet!!

xMwahx

Good afternoon!

Well,as some of you know,i recieved a lovely email,from a unknown sender a few weeks back!

Well....me being me,i could'nt just let it lie,and felt that i should email this asshole person back,and tell them how rude i thought they were!

This is the email i had in response!!

I am so angry at how disrespectful fat people are towards thin people. yet we cannot be equally disrespectful back. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Im sure you walk down the road and take the piss out of thin girls?
Sometimes I just want to climb a lamppost in a very public place and shout:
"Fat people suck! Fat people are unhealthy pathetic people who demand that I have more respect for them than they obviously have for themselves''!
Fat people also stink and that's a gross distgusting FACT!
Fat is NOT fabulous!
FAT is weak.
YOU are the weak links.
I will never hire you.
I will never work for you.
I will never marry you.
I REJECT YOU and your slobby, blubbering, whining, oinking ways."

Ahhhh. I feel better. Now I'm gong to finish eating my tuna salad while you,Fat Ass ,munch away on your doritos and oreos. Oink oink stinky. Keep on shovin' it in.
Hear from you soon no doubt!

Well.....was'nt that nice!!

Right....now...where did i put my dorito's!!

xMwahx

I am proper pissed off tonight!!

Im off to the pub to get wrecked!

my apologies for not catching up with posts!
Will do so tomorrow...with mega hangover!

Night all xxxx

Hello all...again!

Well,here's another post that made me chuckle....so yet again,im sharing it

Chinese for idiot's!

'That's not right'........ 'Sum ting wong'
'Stupid man'.............. 'Dum fuk'
'small horse'............. 'Tai ni po ni'
'I walked into the table'.. 'Ai bang mai fu kin ni'
'You need a face lift'..... 'chin tu fat'
'It's dark in here'........ 'Wai so dim'
'Your in a tow-away area'.. 'No pah kin'
'He's cleaning the car'... 'Wash in ka'
'God,you smell'.......... 'Yu stin ko pu'
'Thought you was on a diet?'... 'Wai chu mun chin'
'Man,i ain't done yet!!'....... 'Wai yu kum nao?'

xMwahx

Evening all.

I got sent this on FaceBook ...it made me chuckle ,so decided to share it!!

.. You know you live in 2008 when ....

1. You go to a party, sit down and take pics and put them on facebook

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/facebook/Bebo/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity

xMwahx

That is the question!!

Well,,,i decided, what with it being a nice day, that i would wash me car!

Only to discover, that everytime i bent over, my jeans slipped down,giving me that lovely,builders bum look!

But....are they slipping down because they are too big?
Or....is my ass fat pushing them down?

Can't figure it out!!

And it did'nt help that a family member (you know who you are!) walked past and said.....

''Bloody hell, i could park me bike in there''

How rude

xMwahx

One Word Meme..

Where is your mobile phone? Pocket!
Your significant other? Hmmmmm
Your hair? Greasy
Your mother? Cool
Your father? Himself.
Your favourite thing? Rabbit!!!
Your dream last night? Scary.
Your favorite drink? Vodka
Your dream/goal? Maybe...
The room you're in? Lounge
Your ex? Hmmmmm
Your fear? Death.
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Carribean
Where were you last night? Bed
What you're not? Slim!
One of your wish list items? Money!
Where you grew up? Glostershire
The last thing you did? This
What are you wearing? Trainers.
Your TV? Crap!
Your pets? Kid's.
Your computer? H.P
Your life? Shit!
Your mood? Bored.
Missing someone? Aye.
Your car? scrapper.
Something you're not wearing? Jewellery
Favourite Store? Tesco's!!
Your summer? Cold
Like someone? Everyone!
Your favourite colour? Pink!
Last time you laughed? Now.
Last time you cried? Yesterday.

I did it!! YAY!!

xMwahx

1. What was the last book your read?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

2: What are you reading now?

Cathy's story. (Tear jerker!)

3. What one book do you wish you had written?

Any of the Harry Potter books! Man...i'd be rolling in it!!

4. Who is your favourite author?

J.K.Rowling

5. I recommend you read...?

Whatever takes ya fancy

xMwahx

Tagged by Elliegant ( flowergirl@blog.co.uk )...thanxs LOL!!

The Rules -

1. Link to the person's blog who tagged you.
2. Post these rules on your blog.
3. List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself
4. Tag seven random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
5. Let each person know that they have been tagged by posting a comment on their blog

1...I talk to myself...alot!
2...I answer myself back!
3...I have 6 tattoos, not all visible!!
4...I believe in ghosts!
5...I'm always right...i'm never wrong!
6...I lurve 'super noodle' sandwiches...yum!
7...I'm a 'tagging' virgin LOL.

so...thanks flowergirl@blog.co.uk , for tagging me !!

I tag

EvilFuzzyWuzzy@blog.co.uk
Cecin@blog.co.uk
mjohnson@blog.co.uk
amanda32@blog.co.uk
Fosscinater@blog.co.uk
SerenaPond@blog.co.uk
wendlane@blog.co.uk

xMwahx

Hello!! Well, my last blog attracted alot of comments, mainly good ones! However, i want to find out what people think of 'fatism'...is it acceptable...or are 'us' fatties,oversensitive?

Fat Acceptance…

Fat Acceptance … it's what im fighting for......so chubby white women((and..old fat knackered blokes (( for JACK!!))
can avoid lynchings,

No more Michelin men being burned in effegies on front lawns...etc!

Hand's up who wants to pick on the 'fatty'...

In a world that's constantly reminded to be "politically correct" almost every minute of the day...

In a world where refering to a person in any way other than just a human being, could possibly label you as prejudice, a racist, a biggot, narrow minded, or the perpetrator of a "hate crime"...

In this very same world, millions of fat people every day are being discriminated against, laughed at, and openly abused just because of their weight.

I'm not saying fat people need special treatment. That would also be just as unfair as affirmative action, nor do we need any special rights. All we need is to be judged by our individual actions, not by our waist size.

STOP WORLDWIDE FATISM NOW!!!
And nosh another burger!!

What do you think???

xMwahx