Hello.

A while ago i did a post about how the English Dictionary took the piss outta fatties......

Well....i just stumbled on this site..and they do it to!!

Here's a few of the ones that made me chuckle...

fatisfaction ...

The insecure pride like feeling of satisfaction after heroically humping a fat girl.

''That fat chick i pounded last night for 5 hours gave me 100% fatisfaction.''

fatisfying ...

The feeing you get after eating a great meal that leaves you fat and satisfied.

''That meal was so fatisfying.''

Fatkin's Diet....

Nickname for the Atkin's diet, a diet based upon eating large amounts of meat and disgusting fat, but not being able to eat rice or bread. People who are on this diet are probably going to die of heart failure later in their lives.

Fatish...

A fetish for larger sexual partners.

"Why on earth is Steve talking to that huge girl in the corner?"

"You've seen who he's been with in the past. he's got a fatish."

Fatitude ...

Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

Fatist...

A belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the fat and skinny peoples achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own size is superior and has the right to rule others.
Hatred or intolerance of peoples of girth

''I was working out at the gym yesterday,and this, Fat fella came waddling in and god he smelt, I hate these people. They have to wear slip on shoes because they cant bend over and tie there laces.
Iknow what you mean , I wish they were all sent to an island far, far away and every one in this country could be fit and skinny''

If you find your self in this conversation you are a Fatist....

Salad Dodger...

A non offensive term referring to fat people.

Even though im a 'fatty' ...it made me chuckle!!

So...if you ever find yourself walking down the street,and some chav shout's at ya...

''Oi...you bagger, you is fugly. You minging,emo skank''

The 'Urban Dictionary can translate....

xMwahx