Big Fat Me

Well....i did'nt wanna be left out ...so here goes....

You may ask me three questions and I shall try to answer them. Things that you would like to know about me or my life, my past my future, what makes me tick, what makes me sick. From the mundane to the serious - fire away and I will endeavour to answer for you... but I make no promises!

Come on then....Bring it on

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Me...stuck...in a 'Control Bodysuit' ...Actually...don't...as I can hear you laughing!

You see....I brought this new top,and it was kinda tight...showed off them ripples that I have.
So whilst browsing in M&S....I came upon this 'Control Bodysuit' ...it promised to give you a smooth tummy and defined waist.....whilst pushing all those ripples into your armpits!!

So....of to the changing room to try it on.... I Pulls it over me head.....to get stuck...and I mean proper stuck!
Arms were wedged to my head and I felt like I was being chopped in half...and try as I might...it wouldn't budge!

I was too embarrassed to ring the bell....had images of the Assistant pissing herself whilst imagining a slug in a straw.

Anyway....A good 10 minutes later,I finally emerged from the changing room...hot,sweaty and aching....

''Any good''...smiled the Assistant
''No...too big'' ..Lied me!!

So ladies...if ya thinking of getting one....don't bother!!

xMwahx

Stolen form, Landers,notBob and Rich!! Had to give it a go

• Type in what the questions ask you into google search and use the first thing that comes up as your answer.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
”Picture this.. after a night in heels melissa needs to take a break'' ...how true

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
”Melissa looks like a mermaid aerial swimming'' ...ummmm....ok then!!

3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
”Melissa likes ketchup on everything '' ....So not true

4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
” Melissa Says: Firemen Suck! ...LMAO...my boss is a fireman!

5. Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
”What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex --

6. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
”Melissa does flips under water!!''

7. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
”Melissa hates animals'' ...Only animals with more than 2 legs...yes!!

8. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
”Melissa goes nuts'' ....old news articles from years back me thinks!!

9. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
”Melissa Loves Robot Jelly Shoes-'' ...yeh...like 25 years ago!

10. Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
” Melissa has operation'' ....Um..ok!

11. Type in "[your name] gets" in the Google search:
''Melissa gets bagged '' .....Get's what??

”12. Type in "[your name] eats" in the Google search:
”Melissa eats the pubic hair'' ...Honestly...that was the first thing it came up with!!

13. Type in "[your name] can" in the Google search:
”
Melissa can swing her legs a full 360'' ....Actually....i can't!

14. Type in "[your name] drinks" in the Google search:
”Melissa loves smirnoff '' ...True!

15. Type in "[your name] makes" in the Google search:
”Melissa makes bread''

Well...that was interesting At least it did'nt come up with my old crime watch stuff

Night all -x-

Dear sad,twisted person...

I would like to thank you for the Private message you sent t me earlier today.

It was thoughtfull of you to point out my faults and weaknesses, not to mention my weight.

I mean,it's no secret that im overweight, that's the reason I started this blog in the first place...ohhh...and the fact that i write ''Meaningless sad Drivel'' means that i must live a sad life sat at my computer all day in between ''signing on'' ....Purlease!!

I get the feeling that you ''Get Off'' on pissing off fellow blogger's...It makes me wonder...Are you lonely? Or just a total twat!...Anyway...Enjoy ya day! Cos ya sure as hell pissed on mine!

The Rules:
Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.

1. What I was doing 10 years ago:

Ummm... let me think...same as i am now...working at same place and living in the same place...how dull does that make me

2. What 5 things are on on my to-do list for today (not in any particular order):

1: Get clothes ready for tonight...going out!
2: Catch up with blog!
3: Chill out between work shifts..if possible!
4: Eat!
5: Get very,very drunk!

3. Snacks I enjoy:

Carr's cheese thins..my favorite, mini babybel's and crips's..any type!! How healthy am i !!

4. Things I would do if I was a billionaire:

Shop!! And help my family and freinds...and maybe buy a house!!

5. Places I have lived:
Ummm...Stow-on-the-wold,Aston Magna ((Shudders at the memory)),bledington...and back to Stow-on-the-wold!

I Tag...

boredrich
EllieGant
jackfrost
Jacobite
modone1966

xMwahx

Where is everyone....Is it me or is it quiet on here....

*Feeling lonely*

-x-