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Me...stuck...in a 'Control Bodysuit' ...Actually...don't...as I can hear you laughing!:DD

You see....I brought this new top,and it was kinda tight...showed off them ripples that I have.
So whilst browsing in M&S....I came upon this 'Control Bodysuit' ...it promised to give you a smooth tummy and defined waist.....whilst pushing all those ripples into your armpits!!

So....of to the changing room to try it on.... I Pulls it over me head.....to get stuck...and I mean proper stuck!
Arms were wedged to my head and I felt like I was being chopped in half...and try as I might...it wouldn't budge!

I was too embarrassed to ring the bell....had images of the Assistant pissing herself whilst imagining a slug in a straw.

Anyway....A good 10 minutes later,I finally emerged from the changing room...hot,sweaty and aching....

''Any good''...smiled the Assistant
''No...too big'' ..Lied me!! :oops:

So ladies...if ya thinking of getting one....don't bother!!

xMwahx