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by xmillyxxx @ Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2008 - 15:22:24

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Me...stuck...in a 'Control Bodysuit' ...Actually...don't...as I can hear you laughing!:DD

You see....I brought this new top,and it was kinda tight...showed off them ripples that I have.
So whilst browsing in M&S....I came upon this 'Control Bodysuit' ...it promised to give you a smooth tummy and defined waist.....whilst pushing all those ripples into your armpits!!

So....of to the changing room to try it on.... I Pulls it over me head.....to get stuck...and I mean proper stuck!
Arms were wedged to my head and I felt like I was being chopped in half...and try as I might...it wouldn't budge!

I was too embarrassed to ring the bell....had images of the Assistant pissing herself whilst imagining a slug in a straw.

Anyway....A good 10 minutes later,I finally emerged from the changing room...hot,sweaty and aching....

''Any good''...smiled the Assistant
''No...too big'' ..Lied me!! :oops:

So ladies...if ya thinking of getting one....don't bother!!

xMwahx

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boredrichboredrich [Member]
2008-06-24 @ 15:38

OMG heheehehe Im not laughing honestly hehheehe just cant help it :))

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:43

Oiiiii !! You are Soooo giggling back there :)) ...mind you....so am i now xx

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soyunperdedorsoyunperdedor pro
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2008-06-24 @ 16:35

:)) Been there with a dress - proper blind, arm flailing moment in a very skinny shop with my arse hanging all over the place. DIED A BIT!

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:44

LMAO :)) ...makes me feel better knowing it aint just me then !! xx

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-06-24 @ 17:43

:))I'm sorry I'm not laughing at you :no: I'm laughing with you! :))

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:48

:)) ....'tis good to laugh....at the time i was'nt...but that was probably cos i could'nt actually breathe :)) {{Hugs}} xcx

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VisionInBlueVisionInBlue pro
2008-06-24 @ 18:16

Oh hun, I didn't laugh but I did have to bite my lip. I have been there, tangled in a dress that some how got attached to my bra. Argh!

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:49

Was you biting ya lip hard hun!! I have to admit that if i was reading this i would be pissing meself!! :))

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lostjohnnylostjohnny [Member]
2008-06-24 @ 18:42

Showed of them ripples , (N)!

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:49

It sure did hun!! Not a good look i'll tell ya xx

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lostjohnnylostjohnny [Member]
2008-06-25 @ 14:09

Ooooo I don't know about that!

XXXXX

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-26 @ 10:25

:)) -x-

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EllieGantEllieGant pro
2008-06-24 @ 20:17

BOL!

I definitely won't be trying one of them on, then. The humiliation would be unbearable!

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:50

:))....i would'nt recommend it either...it's bad for your health....not to mention ya sanity!! {{Hugs}} xx

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modone1966modone1966 [Member]
2008-06-24 @ 21:19

Hey hon, ain't heard from you in ages :no: Liked the come back to the shop assistant :yes: big mwah me

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-25 @ 12:45

Hey hunny!! Im still here...just :))

Hope ya good hun, will catch up with you when i aint so busy ok xxx

Mwah xxx

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modone1966modone1966 [Member]
2008-06-25 @ 20:33

Ok hon, you know where I am :yes: mwah!

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deleted user [Visitor]

2008-06-26 @ 10:25

I know i shouldnt laugh honey but had a few embarrassing incidents in the changing rooms (namely being scottish and not into the underwear thnig lol) So forgive me :))

Take care :)

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-26 @ 10:38

:)) ....consider yourself forgiven hunny! To be honest...i piss meself laughing everytime i remember it!! {{Hugs}}

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MissyMouseMissyMouse [Member]
2008-06-28 @ 18:30

OMG! I soooo know how you must have felt!
I wanted a pair of those gripper knickers to hold all my lumps and bumps in. Found them and went to try them on. 5 broken nails later I was well and truely stuck in them and had to fight to get out of them. I decided against them as if I couldn't manage while sober then what on earth would I have been like with a few glasses of wine inside me?!?

xx

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-06-28 @ 18:39

:)) ... i saw those aswell...they also had the shorts to slim your thighs down! They are modern day items of torture if you ask me! I do have to say that i don't feel half as stupid as i did knowing that im not alone in the whole 'getting stuck' thing!! :))
hope ya ok hun {{Hugs}} xx

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MissyMouseMissyMouse [Member]
2008-06-30 @ 22:34

Hey, NEVER feel stupid 'cos I bet there are lots of us ladies wanting to be slimmer who have got stuck in these things!

Hugs right back at ya :)

xx

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-07-01 @ 11:48

:)) ...there sure is...i thought i was alone in getting stuck in clothing till i read these comments!!

{{Hugs}} x

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FosscinaterFosscinater [Member]
2008-07-01 @ 21:20

You know it's funnier because only on the Saturday after your "episode" I tried on a lovely little black number. Not only was it a little snug but I was hot and if I'm honest a touch sweaty. So I get the dress as far as my waist before having to ask my sister (who luckily was with me) to pull it off as it is clinging to my skin. Problem is my sister (the sympathetic soul that she is) is too busy laughing and crossing her legs in an attempt not to pee herself to help me! I looked like a premiership football player doing a victory dance gone wrong!! xx

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xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-07-01 @ 21:23

:)) !! It's bloody horrible aint it! I did'nt even have anybody to help me as the snotty assistant would'nt let the OH come in to the changing room!! Im sorry to say that if i was ya sister...i would have done the same and laughed!! Hope ya ok hun xx {{Hugs}}

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