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Posts archive for: November, 2008
  • I am a wimp...

    God...I'm such a wimp!!

    Just had freind's over for a natter and that,as they left...Asked me if I had heard the bang's coming from upstair's.

    'Yeh..Right' say's I...Thinking they are winding me up..As usual!

    Anyway,they leave...OMG...I hear bang's! Shit...There is someone in the house...Is'nt there?? Did I hear summat...Hmmm...

    As a precaution,Grab's the nearest thing to hand...A glass candle holder :))

    Anyway..OH appear's after seeing friend's off..To me standing there..Knife in one hand..Rolling pin in the other...Demanding that HE goes up and checks!!

    God...I hate to say it..Im such a girl !!

    Well..No one was there of course...Over active imagination I think...Or a ghost!! :))

  • I have a stalker...

    I have a problem...

    This guy,He's polish... Comes into the shop where I work...Seemingly only when I work..which is 4 day's/6 shift's...and no-one like's fish and chip's that much..Do they??

    Anyway,this has been going on for week's...When suddenly...He grab's my hand as I pass him his Take-away...Pulls it toward's him,Look's in my eye's and say's...

    ''I love you''

    WTF! Oh shit..what do I say..He has really bad english as it is...I need to tread carefully...I really don't want him to mis-understand me...

    ''Umm..Thank you..(Laughing manically with nerves)..but I am ok'' ... I say..Whilst trying to remove my hand..From his,strangely ,abnormally small hand!!

    He smiled...And left... Was I clear enough..Did he get the message...

    Unfortunatly not...For tonight..He gave me a note as he paid... It read..

    'kocham was ' ....Ok...Polish for 'I love you'..

    So..He blatantly did'nt get me... My reply will read...

    'Spojrzenie po prostu (dopiero co) robi nie wyobraźnia wy. *fuck* od. ' ..In English...

    'I do not fancy you. Fuck Off'

    Harsh...Yes,But he seriously scares me...He has 'Those' kinda eyes :))

  • You criminal...

    I had a great text sent to me last night (Thank's Usky!) and..As it was so much fun..thought I'd blog it...And see what you all are...

    If you saw ME in a police car,What would you think I had got arrested for? Answer me first..then forward and see how many crimes you get accused of? :)

    So...Go on...Text ya friend's..then come back here...and let me know :))

    For the record... I got accused of 'Assault'...'Road Rage'...'Drunk and Disorderly'...Not to mention...'Aiding and Abetting' :))... What would your friend's say about you??

    xx

    ps..For those of you that have 'Shown ya face' today ..Well done ! :) x

  • I write what I wrote...

    Right ...This is a dodgy post... I just wanted to point something out!

    The way I that write my blog...the wording that I use...Doesn't make me thick...Or of low intellect.

    Nor does it mean that I am council house scum on benefit's with 6 kid's... It's how I express myself...On my blog!

    For instance... I say 'Ya' ...instead of 'You'...Or 'How's you'...Instead of 'How are you'...

    But... It 'Aint'..I mean 'Is not'...Cos...because I mean I can....Ya see...You I mean. but I don't...Do not... write like that...It's to formal...Which Isn't ..Is Not ....Me :))

    Yep...Makes perfect sense !! :))

    So go on...Bite back!!

    xMwahx

  • Robbing'Effing, Bastid's...

    Grrr... I have been 'Virtually' robbed !!

    I joined a reward site about a year ago...You earn point's by signing up to certain offer's,newsletter's etc... You can earn free point's by shopping on certain sites, and by doing poll's/survey's...Downside is a folder full of spam everyday !

    Anyway... I have been spending about an hour..a few times a week..building up my point's...So I could purchase a I-Pod Shuffle for my daugher for christmas...At a mere 7,000 point's!

    Bearing in mind...You only get 5 point's per survey!!

    I finally reached my target the other day..So began looking down the various offer's etc!

    Anyway...Went to log in..To be told it was not recognised...Did the forgot password thing...they sent it,was the password I had been using! I contacted them to see what was going on...To be told that they could'nt find me on thier system and suggested I create another account.

    I asked them if my point's would carry over and was told that as long as I used the same E-Mail adress it would.

    So...I did what they suggested..To find that my point's had dissapeared!! After several angry E-Mail's they have basically said 'Tough' !! As they have no data on my account..there is not alot they can do.

    So...I lose all those point's that I have spent the last year
    gaining! I feel robbed... But they do say...Nothing is ever free!!

    Anyone else had experience of sites giving away freebies... that you don't actually get....Or am I just unlucky !!

    xx

    *Edit... As Ellie Said.. Name and Shame..the Website I used was 'Rewards Central' ..Don't be scammed like I was!!*

  • WARNING....

    This post Contain's Moaning....

    Well..Im not sure how many of you have seen the new design on certain cigarette packet's??

    Today...the packet I purchased had a dead body on it with the word's 'Smoker's Die younger'... other's had diseased body part's!

    Not nice to look at, and as a smoker I am aware of the risk's and what I am doing to my body...But it's my choice...One which I do regret starting...But giving up seem's impossible!

    I just feel that ...yet again it's the smoker's that are 'Picked on' if ya like!

    Do you see diseased liver's on alcohol bottle's...Or obese people on fast food carton's...Of course not...So why is it acceptable to put those images onto cigarette packet's??

    What do you think?? xx

  • ....For Tomorrow...

    Happy Birthday J.... I wish I could tell you...Say those word's to you...

    8 Month's since you left... it still feel's like yesterday...the pain still so raw.

    I rang you again the other day...Admittedly by mistake...It did'nt connect...I deleted you...Another step toward's letting you go.

    I think of you often...and I miss you always ...

    Did you hear me tell you goodbye??...Do you hear me when I say goodnight...

    You will always be around... The memories did'nt die.. Only you.

    R.I.P Jase xx

  • A Lesson From The Donkey...

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
    well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
    the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

    Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
    well needed to be covered up anyway;
    it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and
    help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
    to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
    donkey realized what was happening and cried
    horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
    quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
    looked down the well. He was astonished at what
    he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
    back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
    He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
    dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
    off and take a step up.

    Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
    stepped up over the edge of the well and
    happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
    of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
    is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
    our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
    of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
    never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

    Live simply and appreciate what you have.

    Give more.

    Expect less

    NOW ............

    Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back,
    and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
    The gash from the bite got infected and
    the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong, and try to cover
    your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

    You have two choices...smile and close this
    page, or pass this along to someone else to
    spread the fun.

  • Tagged....

    Ok the game is on... - Keep it going!!!

    Change one letter of the bottom word posted and let's see who gets stuck
    and can't continue!

    Rules:

    You cannot use a word already used.
    You cannot add letters.
    You cannot use foreign languages.
    You can only change one letter.

    Cut and paste the current word and add yours post your answer and tag 2 new people.

    To make it even more interesting, let's add what town or city we are
    from & the date to see how far this goes and how long it's been out...

    WORD:

    PRAY : Jack frost Ely UK
    PRAM : La_spice, France, 1 November 2008
    CRAM: Melinda, Bedford UK, 1 November 2008
    TRAM: Joebangles, Glasgow, 1 November 2008
    TRAP: Grumpus, Basingstoke, 1 November 2008
    WRAP: ABE-unlimited, Chippenham, Wiltshire, 1 November 2008
    CRAP: MissyMouse, London 1st November 2008
    CRAB: Malvai, Reading 2nd November 2008
    DRAB: xmillyxxx , Gloucs 3rd November 2008

    .. that took me ages... I tag...

    Elliegant
    Decado

  • *Sigh*...

    Hello !!

    Any one miss me?? .... Nope..Did'nt think so

    Well.... Little did I know..That 3 hour's after this photo was taken...

    milly vampire

    ..that I would be ill ...

    The party started off really well....Then I got a pounding headache...Followed by sickness! I ended up leaving and being home for 9pm...And I had'nt even opened my wine !

    Managed to take my 'Face' off...And crawl into bed... Only to be woken by searing pains in my right eye.... I don't think I have ever been in pain like that... And I have children

    Closer inspection...Red,swollen and watery eye.

    It turned out..after a trip to casualty,that I had had a allergic reaction to the face paint's...and now had 3 blister's under my eyelid..And 2 scratches on the surface of the eye...

    So...I have spent the last 3 day's in agony...eye swollen shut...and generally moaning about it

    But...I'm back now...So have to go find out what ya all been up too

    xMwahx

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