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You criminal...

by xmillyxxx ^Pro @ Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 – 11:44:08

I had a great text sent to me last night (Thank's Usky!) and..As it was so much fun..thought I'd blog it...And see what you all are...

If you saw ME in a police car,What would you think I had got arrested for? Answer me first..then forward and see how many crimes you get accused of?

So...Go on...Text ya friend's..then come back here...and let me know

For the record... I got accused of 'Assault'...'Road Rage'...'Drunk and Disorderly'...Not to mention...'Aiding and Abetting' ... What would your friend's say about you??

xx

ps..For those of you that have 'Shown ya face' today ..Well done ! x
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- la_spice
- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 11:46:51
Well we all know what Usky's 'crime' is - indecent exposure!
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 11:57:46
  LOL ...Question is hun...what would your's be?? x
  - - la_spice
    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 12:02:25
    You tell me!
    
    What's the female equivalent to a Peeping Tom?
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:06:55
      LMAO...Peeping Tom-ess... LOL !! xx
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- - Usksider ^Pro
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  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 12:19:38
  I always thought that was indecent proposal...
  - - la_spice
    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 12:22:49
    If you want .... go on then
    - - Usksider ^Pro
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      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 12:24:29
      Come outside and play in the mud... there... that's dirty!
      - la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 12:34:26
        
        Mud wrestling's one of my favourite sports
        
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        jackfrost ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:41:51
        
        and me!!!
        
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        jackfrost ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:42:24
        
        the auestion i would get asked would be "Who did you arrest"
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:43:34
        
        If you sent it to me...I'd say the same
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:42:44
        
        LOL..you dirty lot x
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:06:38
        
        Oooooh another nearly naked man
        
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        jackfrost ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:10:53
        
        if i was with usky there would be a risk of being called a Pod
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:15:35
        
        Better than a beanpole!
        
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        jackfrost ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:19:06
        
        Me "N" Usky out for a swim
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:22:52
        
        Lovely
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:27:49
        
        Oh do behave jack x
        
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        jackfrost ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:29:12
        
        its usky he encourges me....
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:35:17
        
        What a bad boy he is...
        
        He does that to me too...Bring's out my naughty streak..
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:25:57
        
        I agree x
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:29:53
        
        Good girl!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:21:03
        
        Ohhh...Any more gunna turn up....*Wait's excitedly*
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:24:34
        
        We can but hope
        
        Have you seen Nulty?
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:28:38
        
        Nope..Rushing there now x
        
        Is he clothed...
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:32:20
        
        I'm not sure he's hiding behind some booze
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:44:04
        
        I think he's naked behind those bottle's...
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:45:16
        
        No - I nipped back for another look!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:47:05
        
        LOL ...Trust you x
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:49:40
        
        Well I'm only window shopping
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:52:55
        
        Fair play ..Should one catch your eye...Let me know
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:54:21
        
        Should one catch my eye I'll be keeping it to myself
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:57:12
        
        LOL x
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 17:19:55
        
        Is that right?
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 17:33:04
        
        Might be!
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 17:37:53
        
        I could offer you custard wallowing instead?
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 18:35:43
        
        Ooooooo .... yes please!
        
        I love a right good wallow
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 18:39:09
        
        I'll bring the squirty cream as well then... and we can trifle a little
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 18:42:57
        
        There you go again - promises promises
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 18:47:56
        
        I was hoping you'd supply the cherries...
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 18:49:31
        
        Again!
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 18:52:29
        
        Need to squirt the cream around something...
        
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        la_spice
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 19:02:18
        
        I hope you've got a large can
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 19:03:59
        
        The biggest Tesco stocked...
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 @ 11:56:12
        
        Oh-Er...What have I missed
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 @ 11:07:22
        
        Custard and squirty cream!
        
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      - xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:07:24
        
        Oh-Er !!
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 17:25:53
        
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- modone1966
- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 12:18:18
Flirting - apparently!
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:07:59
  Who said that...
  
  Did you send it on hun? xx
  - - modone1966
    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:11:04
    Yeah didn't get many replies thou ... best one was from 833 who said she would come and bail me out or hold my wallet again
    PS YOU!
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:15:51
      LOL ...At least she would come get ya!!
      
      Did I say that...You sure x
      - modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:22:01
        
        you did!
        And yes she would
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:33:06
        
        I did?? ...Oh yeah..I did..
        
        So...Who's this mystery woman then...
        
        xx
        
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        modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:34:06
        
        You not got the email yet?
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:34:44
        
        I have now..Was in spam folder...just replyed
        
        xx
        
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        modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:36:40
        
        Me? Spam? With my reputation Just got it thanks x
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:37:38
        
        I know..Dunno why it went there !! xx
        
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        modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:48:11
        
        I was so tempted to say something ( remember that family planning ? ) but thought best not mwah
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:49:35
        
        LOL ...Since when have you been bothered by what ya say x
        
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        modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:00:06
        
        Ok then! You asked for it!
        wrong hole love
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:01:56
        
        LMAO...I knew that you would say that .. xx
        
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        modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:02:53
        
        You saw me cuming?
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:05:14
        
        No..Not yet LOL x
        
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        modone1966
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:07:05
        
        OMG thats shocking pmsl mwah me!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:22:03
        
        With my reputation..What more did you expect
        
        xMwahx
        
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- deleted user (Visitor)
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- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 13:34:24
Hey milly ... I just have to giggle alot about this post ... um ... what would I be arrested for? ... Probably Murder xox
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:06:11
  Glad it made you chuckle...Murder you say..Oh-Er ..but..what would your friend's say?? xx
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    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:12:15
    They'd probably say the same I can be a sadistic B**CH sometimes ha ha ha ha ... ok now I have scared everyone away ... ... come back I am gentle really! xox {{{hugs}}}
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:13:58
      Would they..I was shocked at some of mine LOL
      
      Ya a big pussy cat really
      
      xx
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:12:04
        
        Yeah ......... I am a big black panther cat ... all snuggly and lovely soft in the heart xox
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:24:25
        
        Exactly xx
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:41:26
        
        grrooowwwllll pppprrrrrrr ... come and give me a stroke I am feeling lonely in this tree xox
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:46:31
        
        LOL ...You need to be caredfull how you say thing's...I just made that mistake hun x
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:50:24
        
        PMSL yes I see my wording oh well your my friend and friends hug each other when they need one ... dagnabit tis playing tis all ... ha ha ha sticks tail in the air and gives it a flick hehehehe xox
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:54:24
        
        LOl..don't change...that's what makes you..you !!
        
        I just did it over on someone else's blog...Asked if they had seen usky's ..Of courese..i meant his picture.... x
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:59:04
        
        HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh dear I can see hehehehe Luv ya babe xox
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 16:01:38
        
        LOL
        
        Luv's ya too chick xx
        
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- smitty1247
- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 13:50:14
Speeding, indecent exposure and lude acts in public, obstruction of justice, the sheep finally told on ya.
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:09:02
  LMAO..They are some of the funniest I have seen.. So..these lewd act's..they would be...
  - - smitty1247
    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:11:38
    public fornication, you didn't say you were the only one in the backseat.
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      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:15:04
      LMAO
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- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:56:54
Kerbcrawling
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  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 14:59:16
  Love it ...
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    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:54:56
    naughty lj as always I insist on finding the lowest common denominator
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      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:59:17
      And you know that I love it
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 16:14:51
        
        Grrr
        
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  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 16:07:23
  HA HA HA HA HA I might have guessed hehehehe!
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    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 16:16:54
    Whhheeeeest hen or yer in the boot!
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      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 16:25:47
      I could be REALLY naughty but I am not going to ha ha ha ha ... I will leave that up to your imgination xox
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- Decado66 ^Pro
- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:08:09
Criminally insane flashing (if i dont get this zip fixed lol)
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  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:23:23
  LOl...I like that one..Surprised I did'nt recieve that it !!
  
  Word of advice..Get ya zip fixed...Or the women will be chasing ya...
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    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:30:35
    BOL chasing me ??? you mean running away laughing
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:43:11
      ...Just get it fixed hunny...ya never know! they may wait outside work and ambush you xx
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:49:22
        
        i should be so lucky
        
        xx
        
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        Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:52:13
        
        xx
        
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- MissyMouse
- Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:32:28
What have I missed out on here Milly?!

Are you being grubby to all the boys again? You didn't wait for me to join in did you?

xx
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 15:45:20
  LOL ..It's not me..It's La Spice...Honest!! She started it!! Well..ya here now...Ready for some fun? xx
  - - la_spice
    - Friday, Nov. 21, 2008 @ 19:52:55
    Oy! moi? non!!!!
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 @ 18:02:43
      Yep...I saw ya...Talking about whipped cream and cherries with old Usky.... x
      - la_spice
        
        Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 @ 18:03:42
        
        He started it!
        
        Naughty Usky!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 @ 18:05:38
        
        Iv'e no doubt that he started it...I'm just gutted I missed it..was on late's last night
        
        Sooo...Did he have a big can
        
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        Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 @ 18:08:20
        
        The biggest Tesco's had apparently
        
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        Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008 @ 18:14:46
        
        Wow..Pretty impressive then...Have you seen the size of some of those x
        
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