I have a stalker...

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I have a stalker...

by xmillyxxx ^Pro @ Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 – 21:45:44

I have a problem...

This guy,He's polish... Comes into the shop where I work...Seemingly only when I work..which is 4 day's/6 shift's...and no-one like's fish and chip's that much..Do they??

Anyway,this has been going on for week's...When suddenly...He grab's my hand as I pass him his Take-away...Pulls it toward's him,Look's in my eye's and say's...

''I love you''

WTF! Oh shit..what do I say..He has really bad english as it is...I need to tread carefully...I really don't want him to mis-understand me...

''Umm..Thank you..(Laughing manically with nerves)..but I am ok'' ... I say..Whilst trying to remove my hand..From his,strangely ,abnormally small hand!!

He smiled...And left... Was I clear enough..Did he get the message...

Unfortunatly not...For tonight..He gave me a note as he paid... It read..

'kocham was ' ....Ok...Polish for 'I love you'..

So..He blatantly did'nt get me... My reply will read...

'Spojrzenie po prostu (dopiero co) robi nie wyobraźnia wy. *fuck* od. ' ..In English...

'I do not fancy you. Fuck Off'

Harsh...Yes,But he seriously scares me...He has 'Those' kinda eyes
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- lostjohnny
- http://lostjohnnyparadox.blog.co.uk
- Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 @ 22:33:07
Oh Deary me! You obviously served his Fish just the way he likes it!
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:21:26
  LOL...Better get it wrong tonight then x
  - - lostjohnny
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    - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:30:23
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:44:21
      I'll try..It's hard work being so damn good xx
      - lostjohnny
        
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        Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:58:51
        
        For you
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 16:15:12
        
        x
        
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- http://thesilentonespeaks.blog.co.uk
- Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 @ 22:42:51
Good for you babe ... I would have said F off also
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:22:17
  I just hope he get's the mesage this time...I doubt it
  
  Hope ya ok chick xx
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - http://thesilentonespeaks.blog.co.uk
    - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 18:40:13
    {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}} I am good sweetheart ... {{{squeezes}}} you xox
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:08:33
      Glad thing's are good for ya...{{Big Hugs}} xx
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 @ 22:44:31
Scary.. time to batter his intentions methinks
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:22:48
  LOL..Assault and battery...Might just be worth it x
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- EllieGant
- Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 @ 23:07:54
Bizarre! Even with a poor command of a foreign language, you would have thought someone would know that making announcements like that isn't the way to impress.

Wonder whether you'll see him again? x
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:24:17
  For a slight second..I thought he meant he liked me..As in friend's...But the way he was looking at me...*Shudder's*
  
  Im sure he'll be in tonight...I soooo hope he don't! My boss find's it hilarious!! x
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- trintrin1x
- Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 @ 23:46:42
Scarey stuff, just tell him you do'nt want his "Smodo"
This is what my sister calls a smoked sausage xx
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:25:14
  LMAO.. I'll give it a try...Im sure he will mis-understand me on that one x
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- MissyMouse
- Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 @ 23:49:00
Flippin' Norah!
That is so not nice and very rude! Get someone very tall and well built to be in there at the time he visits....

xx
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:26:16
  He really does scare me..It's those eyes..You know the sort?
  
  Going to attempt to hide if I see him coming tonight x
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- Decado66 ^Pro
- Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 07:54:32
Scary stuff honey, do i need to dig out my baseball bat for him till he gets the message *hugs*
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:27:11
  Would you??...there's a little alley way...next to the shop..you could hide there..
  
  {{Hugs}} xx
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- jackfrost ^Pro
- Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 10:19:11
good reply...no confusion there
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 15:20:40
  That's what I thought x
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- Jembajr ^Pro
- Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 16:41:17
Oh flip! Run away Milly, run away..............
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:07:23
  I'm trying...but he keep's finding me!! xx
  
  hope ya good chick x
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- adamantixx
- http://trifledreamz.blogspot.com
- Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:17:10
he's obviously been highly impressed by the skilful way you handle the saveloys
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:32:29
  You could be right ya know... Or it could be the wrist motion I use whilst adding the salt x
  - - adamantixx
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    - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:36:37
    ...or shaking the vinegar...all very attractive in the eyes of a lusty man, i assure you!
    is there no end to your talents?
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:39:32
      All very provacative it appear's... but I think I know why he 'Loves Me' ...
      
      It's the 'Glow' that I radiate...You know..That greasy ,sweaty(I work in a chippy) kinda look
      - adamantixx
        
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        Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:44:01
        
        never underestimate the sexual allure of a greasy, sweaty woman...there's nothing quite like it!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2008 @ 21:46:13
        
        So it appear's
        
        xx
        
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- PurpleDragon
- Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 @ 13:46:17
Hmm, personally I would have saved the FO for later. You never want to piss off a stalker!
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 @ 14:16:13
  Oh...Don't say that!! He seriously scares me as it is
  
  I better smile at him next time he's in..But then..I'd be encouraging him...But if I don't ..He may kidnap me...Help!!
  - - PurpleDragon
    - Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 @ 18:35:55
    I have to say, I've had a couple of stalkers in my lifetime, and being completely blunt with them ends up being the only way to deal with them. I think it is part of their personality - thick skin and thick head.
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 @ 20:02:10
      This is a first for me,One I hope never get's repeated!! Should I be flattered...Or scared
      
      Next time he comes in...I'm going to try ignoring him..See if that get's through his thick head
      
      Hope ya feeling better hun xx
      - PurpleDragon
        
        Friday, Nov. 28, 2008 @ 19:16:19
        
        I don't know what sets off stalkers. My first 2nd one had to be 'talked to' by my man. He was harrassng my Mum in the end, when I disappeared out of his range of vision (ie moved to Scotland! LOL) trying to find me.
        
        I hope your one gets the message. I've only had three, but I always thought of them as sad creatures.
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Friday, Nov. 28, 2008 @ 21:12:42
        
        I think if it carry's on,I'll have to get him talked to. He was in last night,professing his love to me..Again! I totally ignored him,which was hard as he is quite loud!
        
        I'll keep you posted...Hopefully it'll be to tell you he's got the message!!
        
        Hope ya ok hun xx
        
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        PurpleDragon
        
        Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008 @ 19:38:33
        
        Hmm, a note obviously didnt do the job. Perhaps a fork in the hand? LOL
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008 @ 19:44:13
        
        A fork in the hand...Is worth 2 in the eye
        
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        PurpleDragon
        
        Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008 @ 21:05:25
        
        Yikes!
        
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- You know me!! (Visitor)
- Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 @ 18:15:19
It could only happen to you .You have always attracted weirdos Ha Ha.
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 @ 20:03:24
  Do I??
  
  Who is this then...You know I hate it when you don't show yaself!! x
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- modone1966
- Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 21:54:50
Oh look it's working now!
Polish? Come on hon where did you learn that then?????
And yes it is poss to like Fish and Chips that much hmmmmmmmmmm don't put any batter on mine thou - ok?
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 21:57:08
  I used a language translator ...And asked another polish man..Who's english was surprisingly good
  
  No one likes fish and chips that much...He was in again tonight...Looking at me..Like 'THAT' ..
  
  No batter ya say....
  - - modone1966
    - Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 22:00:42
    Well in that case - - drop his change on the floor and when he picks it up... boot him very hard where the sun don't shine
    no batter but can I have salt and vinegar please?
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 22:01:59
      I can't...there is a 4 foot bit of wood in the way
      
      Yep...Do you want a wally with it??
      
      xx
      - modone1966
        
        Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 22:07:29
        
        Well just use the offered base ball bat then
        Wally? Thats one of those pickled things isn't it?
        I orefer the French ones -
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 22:09:54
        
        Baseball bat..Good idea
        
        Im glad you know what a wally is..Said it to someone here the other day,and he did'nt know what it was...He said it must be 'Chippy Speak' ..Was well funny
        
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        modone1966
        
        Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 22:15:20
        
        Chippy speak? How many languages do you converse in in your chippy? Polish, English and Chippy?? Very talented Milly lol!
        Anyway up early in the morn So will say good night and catch you again soon! mwah me
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008 @ 22:30:51
        
        Am multi talented me
        
        Night hun,catch ya later xx
        
        xMwahx
        
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- Usksider ^Pro
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- Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008 @ 07:50:59
...and he's trying to get down your chimney...

No, seriously, that's not very funny is it? I shouldn't tease... tell him to take his kiełbasa back to Warsaw!
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008 @ 11:35:13
  LOL...that was santa last night...Was'nt it??
  
  He is well scary...He really does creep me out...wanna come and protect me?..you could bring your trusty,rusty sword,.. x
  - - Usksider ^Pro
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    - Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 08:04:46
    Absolutely! His sausage would wilt at sight of my sword...
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 10:42:01
      ... Don't leave it to long... His sausage may grow in strength the longer we wait
      - Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 10:58:38
        
        I've just eaten two large sausages...
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 11:01:28
        
        Yum!! I still aint had breakfast..Any going spare? Trying to stop kills killing each other...Any idea's
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 11:04:56
        
        Trying to stop kills killing each other...
        
        Ummmm..... take the knives away?
        Remove the ammunition from the guns?
        Make 'em wear body armour?
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 11:47:21
        
        Grrr... Bloody typo's ...I meant Kid's !!
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 16:43:30
        
        I guessed
        
        But the answers remain the same
        Unless they're Star Wars fans of course, in which case they could be watching Episode iv right now.
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:17:30
        
        I thought you would've!
        
        See..they were driving me that mad I could'nt think straight
        
        Nah..Not SW Fan's I'm afraid... Simpson's Fan's though...So peace and quiet untill that's over...then normal service will re commence... Bring on the battle field
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:24:05
        
        Ah well at least you have a little respite this afternoon
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:25:51
        
        But of course xx
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:28:53
        
        Have you got a copy of the Simpson movie? Bloody funny that!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:36:05
        
        ''Spider pig,spider pig..Does whatever a spider pig does..'
        
        My girls found the bit where ya see Bart's 'Dinky' hilarious
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:43:32
        
        It's just so funny isn't it? The daughter bought it for me last Christmas!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:49:18
        
        Being the tight ass that I am..I borrowed it first!!I then waited till it was a fiver in Tesco's...
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:57:30
        
        Sounds like good economics to me
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 17:59:31
        
        x
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 18:03:44
        
        It's almost time I got my ass into the kitchen and finished sorting dinner...
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 18:05:35
        
        Okie Dokie hun... I have the hard task or ringing to chinese to cook mine...It is sunday after all
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 18:09:49
        
        Oooh... not a number 69 again!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 18:18:35
        
        LOL..You know mw too well...
        
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        Usksider ^Pro
        
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        Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 @ 19:21:24
        
        I'm starting to!
        
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        xmillyxxx ^Pro
        
        Monday, Dec. 01, 2008 @ 11:01:21
        
        x
        
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- kiki2u
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- Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2008 @ 11:05:33
Hi milly

Really??? So strange that!

LOL "Kocham was" sounds weird for that meanning isn'tn it well, but I dunno how polish people say it
- - xmillyxxx ^Pro
  - Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2008 @ 15:23:05
  Hi Kiki.. Thanks for dropping in
  
  I sure have found myself in a strange situation! One that appears to get worse as day's go by! Last night he was in...Asking if he could meet me for a visit..Im assuming me meant a drink or something!
  
  Of course..I told him as best I could 'No' ... his reply was that he would see me tomorrow at work...I just can't seem to get rid of him!
  
  'Kocham Was' sure does sound wierd..I can't even pronounce it
  
  Hope ya ok xx
  - - kiki2u
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    - Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2008 @ 19:16:49
    Thanks Milly, yes i'm feeling fine;
    I dunno what he means with that invitation, for a visit, better you be carefull that's for sure. The guy is daring too much! You told him no, but seems he doesn't care about it!
    I'd be afraid of him, terrified
    Hope you sort it out...you can try tell him you have a Rotweiller dog LOL
    OMG! Be careful with him, he is a nutter!
    xx
    Kiki
    - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
      - Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2008 @ 21:48:06
      Glad to hear ya ok.
      I was'nt sure what he meant either...But I just said 'No' and shook my head..Surely he can understand that
      
      He did come in tonight..About 5ish..And asked me to explain what fish finger's were...''Umm..F-i-s-h ..(Does a swimming motion with hand) and 'F-in-ger's (Hold's up hand..point's to finger )..I was p***ing myself!! As I knew hhow stupid I looked..And he stood there looking totally bewildered as to why I was laughing!
      
      Maybe he thought I was laughing at him...Let's hope he now dis likes me for being mean
      
      xxx
      - kiki2u
        
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        Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2008 @ 09:19:57
        
        Thanks milly, i was about to invite you when i saw the messages.
        
        Yes, he understands; it is really scary! He still is after you!
        Don't be too mean, lol,
        he is a stalker! The best way maybe is yes keep showing him that you don't give a damn to him, .. i guess,
        xx
        
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        Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2008 @ 17:57:53
        
        Your welcome hun
        
        If he does understand...Why is he still chasing me..I dunno..I must be soooo irresistable
        
        I'm changing tactic's..Im going to try the silent approach and not talk to him at all... Maybe that will work! Who know's !
        
        {[Hugs}} xx
        
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