...Im sure of it!!
This weekend has been so crap...Someone must really have it in for me
In the last 6 hour's..I have done the following...Attempted to start my Christmas shopping..Been whacked in the shin by a OAP weilding a walking stick...Attempted to find suitable attire for the Inquest..(What does one wear anyway??)
Been poked,prodded and pushed by angry shopper's ...All attempting to grab the last 'Chocolate' orange...Queued in 'Matalan' for 30 min's to buy a jumper I dont really need..Cos it was 20% off!
And then...The icing on the cake...My Fooking car would'nt start!
..Automated voice..'Hello..You are through to 'More Than' rescue and recovery..Which service do you require..Press 1 to renew your policy,2 for sales,3 for amendments...You get the drift...or press 20 to speak to a human!! 45 minutes spent on hold... With a promise to be there in 60 minutes.
2 hour's spent shivering in sub zero temperatures...Waiting to be rescued...Whilst the asshole from the carpark kept informing me..''We close at 6''
He did eventually turn up...And my god,he was hot (Silver lining moment )
20mins spent watching his pert bum him tinkering with it..To no avail! Oh well...At least I save on fuel for the return journey!
Anyway...That' 6 month's...3 Car's...
'Why does it alway's rain on meee'
nultygoestopartick




You've been poked? lucky girl.