Big Fat Me

My eldest is always singing...

But yesterday she really made me chuckle..

''Chicken Tikka tell me whats wronggg'' she warbled...

Huh... I recognised the tune..

'What ya singing'' Giggles me...

''That one of Mamma Mia''

Yep..You guessed it.. Chichiquita !!

It reminded me of something I heard the other day..A little girl singing her heart out to 'Flo-Rida's' LOW..

''Apple pie with cheese..Boobs with the furrr'' ..I was in stitches

Of course..Iv'e never done anything like that.. Except for the time I thought the new Gabrielle song was called 'Valerie'... Was later informed that it was actually called 'Out Of Reach' .. Easy mistake to make

Sooo..What I wanna know is..Any of you lot done the same... Go On..Own up..Ya know ya wanna

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Well..As you can see..Im still here..

I feel that I need to explain a few things...Regarding my thought's on leaving BCUK...

When I started blogging..I saw it as a place to put all my thought's and feelings...Rant at the world..Knowing that someone would listen..

What I did'nt expect was to forge some very real friendships...Find people that I genuinely care about..And who care for me... But I did.. For once in my life..I felt accepted for who I am.

But...There's always a but..There will always be people out there who find pleasure in bringing people down...And I did'nt expect to find that here...Maybe Im naive,After all,It's easier to belittle and bully people who are 'virtual'..But even virtual people have feelings..And hurt too..

One thing I have realised..Is I have far more friend's on here than I have enemies...And for that reason I am staying...But making a few changes...

I am dis-allowing tags and PM's from 'outsider's'...Something I really should have done a long time ago...And Im gonna laugh along with those that laugh at me!

Im also having a 'Cull'...I hope I dont offend anyone..But needs must.

Id just like to say a big 'Thank You' to those who messaged/mailed/text me and helped me see that if I leave..I lose!And I aint no quitter... So..Ya stuck with me..For now!

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Yesterday...I spent the day with the Ex Hubby.

Youngest had her 6 weekly check up at hospital and it's something we still do together.

Anyway..popped into Clinton's...Actually..It was a cheap card shop.. To get our partners Valentines cards.

''Oh..Thats a nice one..She'd like that'' Says me...Knowing how useless men are at choosing card's..

All the while youngest is constantly 'mumming' and 'dadding' us..Wanting to get a card for a boy in her class...

A few old dears are looking at us...I can see the puzzled look on thier faces..Assuming we are a couple..

''How many do you need to buy for this year?!'' I ask...Purely for the amusement of said old dears..

As I pass...I whisper.. ''Open realtionships are great..You should try it sometime''

Tsk !!

Well..I have been having a look at my 'Top' keyword's.. And some of them really made me giggle..

And ...what has my blog got to do with them...Many of them were linked...

Fat gross chick sings milkshake...
Big fat ass stockings...
Busty Boob's... Yeh..I know where that one came from!
Big ass pikey women ... Linked -WTF-!!
Cousin Pig...Also linked!
Fat ladies sqaushing men fetish...Linked..Hmmmm
Big Fat fatties
38KK Boob's.. Do they actually get that big?
Tit school ( wonder what you learn there>)

So... My blog sound's like a fatties porno... And I have to ask myself..What kinda people look for these things...And,What the hell do I write

xx

ps..I only put the 'Tame' ones on!!