Big Fat Me

Those photo's...

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Before you scroll down...Be sure you really wanna look...I can't erase the image you are about to see...I shall not be held responsible for any nightmares said images may prevoke...Or fantasies they may arouse... Continue at your will...
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  Mistress Milly!

There ya go!! ...Oi...Stop sniggering!!

xx

Big thanks to my daughter for her fab photography skills xx

Are on there way...

Soon...

Honest...

A few more cider's.. *hic*..

One Leather/Pvc eye Mask.. Preferably Black.. Similar to one seen in Ann Summer's ...But without the £20 price tag..

PM with details

Here's the thing...Hen weekend is less than 2 weeks away..I've been busy stitching and sewing my outfit..Buying bits and pieces to make it just right..

Anyway..The theme was Good and Bad..All the other Hens are going as Pirate's..SchoolGirl's..Robber's etc..
I decided..Foolishly To go as a  'Dominatrix' ! I dunno what I was thinking really... Id make a good 'Vicar of Dibley' to be fair...

 Convinced I could pull it off I set about buying these...

 Fingerless one's are a must..I have to be able to hold my glass... I reckon pvc's slippery when wet...

Then I came about a PVC dress from E Bay..A bargain at 20 quid....But it was as short as it was wide... Soo .. I painfully handstitched a feather Boa to the bottom...

 I shall be wearing it with a wide corset type belt thing to 'cinch' hold me in...Black stocking's..Knee length pvc boot's..Lacy garter..And a good sprinkling of curves

 And will be completing the outfit with this.

... And this.. ..And these..

 However....After revealing the outfit in it's entire form to my Brother last night...His face said it all...

His mouth ..For around a whole five minutes ressembled an arsehole!!

 D'ya think it's a bit much??

Oh yeah...Reason for the mask..When...Cos they will...The photo's appear on Facebook..I can deny that it's me...After all...Im wearing a mask!!

I was chatting the the lovely Sian earlier about "Live Traffic Feed" .. She said that she would be worried if someone from her home town popped up on there...!

It got me thinking about how anonymous we believe we are on Blog..Could someone tell who were by what we write...Put 2 and 2 together or summat..Obviously some of us know that we aint..Like me! I know of 'Real life' people that read mine...Probably more than Id like..

Does it bother me...I'm not so sure it does.. I think it's the knowing glances that bother me though..The 'I know what you did last night' looks

I wonder if my boss reads my blog??

Would it bother any of you if your blog was found by someone who knew you...And why...

Just random thought's..

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So I made Lemonade...And I choked on the pip's!!

I love saying's like that..And like to think of myself as a 'Glass half full' kinda girl..

I always have the belief that tomorrow will always be a better day than the previous coz it's a new one..

I Believe that you should live each day like it's your last...

Never regret thing's you have done... Regret those you did'nt do...

Life's too short...

Sooo..I don't regret getting wasted all weekend...spending a small fortune that I did'nt really have..Eating my entire body weight in Take-aways..Flashed my boob's in the pub(I can explain!)...Getting spanked by a Rather tasty looking lady..And having the bruises to prove it!!...Being true to myself...Staying out till 4am..And realising Im way too old to do any of the above!! *sigh*

I just had a doctor's appointment...

It has a fancy check in system where it's all auto-mated...you just put in ya name and date of birth and it check's you in..

As I did it..I noticed that I was'nt seeing my usual doctor..Shame as he really is rather fit!!

Anyway..Got called in..

"If you could just strip from the waist down then and bare your stomach" ..

Umm..WTF!! Ive only come about increasing the pills...I started to sweat at the thought of having to show the belly..

Seeing my 'WTF' look...She say's ..

"You are here for your Ante-Natal check up are'nt you?"

"No I aint!! Im just fat! Im meant to be seeing the doctor and It seems wires have been crossed.."

With that I flounce out and stomp to see the receptionist..

She explains that when I booked my appointment last week...As it was during baby clinic that she assumed I was expecting...

Of course..It had nothing to do with the fact that I may look like Im having twins... Bitch !!

I really must start that diet.. *sigh*