What is it with Debt Collecter's...??

My phone just rang..Just as I was led on the bed applying aftersun to my lobster red feet and legs.. For god's sake..Why now! Angles the phone under 1st chin,cheerily says "hello"

"Im calling from so and so want your money now"
After the usual "can you confirm you who you say you are crap.." She then goes on to ask me if I can pay the debt in full..

Can I pull rabbits from my ass... No!

I explain that I don't have that kinda money..She does a big sigh..I bite my toungue!She threatens that if I don't.. every month that I don't pay it they will add on a fee..I calmly explain that I am paying what I can afford monthly and if they continue to add monthly charges it will never get paid!

"Well..That's not my problem is it" she say's..Rather cockily..My blood is starting to boil ..And it has nowt to do with the heat I can tell ya.. She then say's..

"Well..You can expect a visit from our debt enforcers who will come to your home and take all your things..How about that"

At that point I actually laughed at her...And once Id started I just could'nt stop! Shes blabbering on about them having the power to seize everything from my tele to my car!

After composing myself..I told her to feel free to send them round..Asked her what time I should expect them..Do they take sugar in thier tea?...

Then reminded her that I live in rented accomodation that is furnished..So technically...I own fuck all!! Even my car is'nt in my name..Sooo..Unless you want the clothes from my back..Don't waste ya time love!!

She did'nt like that!

"At the end of the day..Be nice to me..Cos Im the one that's paying your wages..And yes..It might only be a small amount a month..But Im still paying it!" ..With that..She hung up!

Seriously...It's like harrasment..This company ring me up every bloody week..Fair enough if I was'nt paying it..But Im trying! And when you get bint's like that on the end of the phone..Grrrr...

I need a rich man...Any out there?? ;) ... Either that or a job working the street's..But with my look's Id probably earn more sweeping em :))