Imagine The Scene...

You work in a Chipshop..Just pretend ok!

You are having a giggle with your boss..As you quite often do..A Female customer comes in..

You approach the customer..Smile..

"I can hear your fucking fat ugly mouth from outside" Says Customer..With a rather twisted look on her face..Kinda like she's gurning..

Now..What would you do...??

A: Grab her over the counter and chin her..
B: Say ."Oi you..You've had ya chip's..Ya barred!"
C: Do nothing..Let her rant..And seek your revenge later..

Well..Me? I smiled sweetly and Said in a very calm voice...
"Yes..Well..It makes a change as it's usually your's" ..Local loudmouth you see..

I could see the little vein start to twitch in her forehead..

Next minute..She start's waving her arm's in the air.. Ranting and swearing at me..Foaming at the mouth..

"You fucking fat bitch..Do you know why no one comes in here..Its cos they don't wanna look at your ugly fat face!Yadda..Yadda..Yadda..You are sooo fucking fat and ugly..Your jealous of the pretty people.. *finger wagging down her body* ..Yadda..Yadda..Yadda..*pauses for breath*..Im gunna have you bitch..Fucking fat c*nt.."...For about 5 minutes..Before flouncing off..

The whole while I just stood there nodding..Yawning in places.. Getting rather bored with the whole thing..But feeling my blood boil slighty..While my 70 year old boss looked on horrified..I mean women did not act like that in his day.. :))

If I had not been at work..Id have chinned the bitch..And if I happen to see her when im off duty..I think my vein may twitch too!!

Note to Real Life readers.. If any of you happen to read this..Cos I knows you do.. Tell Loudmouth Im looking for her!!