Big Fat Me

According To Pink... (meme)

Nicked from just about everyone..As im usually the last to do anything like this

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer the following questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My life according to (band/musician name)"

Pick your Artist:
Pink.

Are you a male or female:
Stupid Girls

Describe yourself:
Glitter in the Air

How do you feel?
Long Way to Happy

Describe where you currently live:
'So What'

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Goin' to California

Your favourite form of transportation:
Runaway

Your best friend is:
Family Portrait

What's the weather like?
I have seen the rain

Favourite time of day:
Tonights the Night

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?
Missundaztood

What is life to you?
Get the Party Started!

Your fear:
Lonely girl.

Finito!

xx

Well..I survived my week away at one of those 'Holiday Parks' where fully grown adult's dress up as fluffy tiger's and throw themselves around on stage and sing badly..Make the 'Campers' act like idiots in the hope of winning a bottle of 'Lambrini' ...And convince you to drink pitchers of punch with nothing but a straw..Barman forgot to give me a glass yo see!

And then there was the incident in the pool that has been lovingly named 'Tit-Gate'..You can guess the details so I shant bore you...

All in all a good week was had despite the sun refusing to put in much a appereance..Holiday's are a bit like life..what you make it..

Which bring's me on to my next subject..Hater's! In life you get Hater's wherever you go and whatever you do..And Im just a little bit sick of them..

Before I went away I encountered 3 Hater's..Fat Hater's to be precise..
Now,I know what I am,I realise that I have weight issues as I see myself in the mirror everyday..But what I don't appreciate is being told that I am fat/overweight/chubby etc..Does my weight affect you? Do you think I might eat you or summat..

So..To the skinny Blogger who left the comment on my media.. "A little fat..But lovely" ..Not really a compliment was it?Why bother leaving the comment..Could you not have just kept the thought to yourself?..

To the Blogger who sent me a freind request telling me that you were raising money for charity and perhaps I could also do a sponsered slim..Don't buy a pie and send you the money instead.. Im all for charity if asked in the correct manner..Also I don't like pie's so it was'nt me who ate them all despite my bulging belly...

And the customer who remarked on my weight..you truly did deserve the slap that you recieved..and should you ever walk into the chip Shop that I work in again and tell me that you can see that I must eat too many chips as I have "packed on the weight" ..next time I will chin you...

All I am saying is this..We all have opinions and are entitled to them..but sometimes it really is kinder not to share them..Cos it batter's what little confidence people have..

Rant over...

xxx

Right..Now that I feel I have recovered..I shall share with you my time in 'Ull..

Never having been to a 'Blog Meet' before..I really did'nt know what to expect..Did you sit around talking about blogging..Did you call each other by thier Blog names.. (Actually,I did on a few occassions..Sorry!!)..I worried that things might be awkward ..Or I might find myself saying things like "LOL"..

I mean..Yes,We all get on 'here'..But in the real world .. it might not have worked.. Im a bit like Marmite..

So..the night before..i was literally shitting it!..And all the way there.. You see..I am actually quite shy around people that I don't know..Which was why I was surprised to find photo's like these ...

So Very Dissapointed....

I completely blame the lack of alchohol..that and the fantastic company I was in..

I've always said that i can only be myself and that is who I was..On blog and in the real world..

So on saturday night ..at the hull blog meet..i did indeed sit at the table in Ask and instigate a conversation about 'giz tissues' ..which I had previously had with tracey on the train....Encourage another about toilets..in particular..Poo...Randomly shout 'Bogey' ..which was'nt as good as Landers' 'Pringles' i must add :))

I also blatantly flirted with a police officer several times dring the course of the night..I even had my hands on his helmet..I burped in a bar..I learnt what a 'Dirty trombone' was .. and i danced the steps to tradgedy in a bar and loved every second of it ..

And the best bit .. Not one of them has deleted me ..Yet !! :))

Thank you all or a fab weekend !

Photos to follow..Friends only im afriad for fear of shame.. :)) xx

On my quest to find the foxy little minx that *I* know lives within *snrk*..I decided that dieting alone was'nt enough..so decided to look into exercise.. *gulps*..

The Gym was'nt an option..I felt positively 'Heifer' like as I stood next to the 'skinny minny's'..I sweated they glowed..They wore Lycra..I wore Lonsdale..And some of those stretching moves he made me do were medieval torture moves...

Excercise DVD's were the next trial.. Good old Janine from EastEnder's was the first one..God did her voice grate me..I Think that may of been why I stopped doing it..

And running is'nt an option either...Dodgy knee..Plus I really don't want Joe Public seeing me wobbling down the street thank you very much!!

So..After a bit of research..I decided to *buy one of these ... Putting my faith and my money into it..Not to mention the fact that once my freinds find out about this they will find this hysterical

Anyway..My new toy arrives.. after much giggling and wobbling..I am rather taken with my new toy.. 30 minutes every day..Excercise really does release that feel good factor ya know...

And it's one piece of excercise equipment that I don't think I'll tire of too quickly

Here's the new toy in action..

*52 week's interest free..Courtesy of Fashion world..