tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-11-07:/My life as a fatty!!MokoFeed2009-11-07T15:12:30+01:00tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-11-07:/2009/11/07/for-j-7323520/xmillyxxx2009-11-07T02:35:43+01:002009-11-07T02:41:33+01:00 <p><strong><span>How We Survive</span></strong></p> <p><span>If we are fortunate,<br> we are given a warning.</span></p> <p><span>If not,<br> there is only the sudden horror,<br> the wrench of being torn apart;<br> of being reminded<br> that nothing is permanent,<br> not even the ones we love,<br> the ones our lives revolve around.</span></p> <p><span>Life is a fragile affair.<br> We are all dancing<br> on the edge of a precipice,<br> a dizzying cliff so high<br> we can't see the bottom.</span></p> <p><span>One by one,<br> we lose those we love most<br> into the dark ravine.</span></p> <p><span>So we must cherish them<br> without reservation.<br> Now.<br> Today.<br> This minute.<br> We will lose them<br> or they will lose us<br> someday.<br> This is certain.<br> There is no time for bickering.<br> And their loss<br> will leave a great pit in our hearts;<br> a pit we struggle to avoid<br> during the day<br> and fall into at night.</span></p> <p><span>Some,<br> unable to accept this loss,<br> unable to determine<br> the worth of life without them,<br> jump into that black pit<br> spiritually or physically,<br> hoping to find them there.</span></p> <p><span>And some survive<br> the shock,<br> the denial,<br> the horror,<br> the bargaining,<br> the barren, empty aching,<br> the unanswered prayers,<br> the sleepless nights<br> when their breath is crushed<br> under the weight of silence<br> and all that it means.</span></p> <p><span>Somehow, some survive all that and,<br> like a flower opening after a storm,<br> they slowly begin to remember<br> the one they lost<br> in a different way...</span></p> <p><span>The laughter,<br> the irrepressible spirit,<br> the generous heart,<br> the way their smile made them feel,<br> the encouragement they gave<br> even as their own dreams were dying.</span></p> <p><span>And in time, they fill the pit<br> with other memories<br> the only memories that really matter.</span></p> <p><span>We will still cry.<br> We will <em>always</em> cry.<br> But with loving reflection<br> more than hopeless longing.</span></p> <p><span>And that is how we survive.<br> That is how the story should end.<br> That is how they would want it to be.<br> </span></p> <p><span>~Mark Rickerby~</span></p> <p><span>And that's how it was when you left J.. Those first day's..Month's.....almost  2years ago now..Nearly broke us as a family...But we all closed ranks and were there for each other.. We have survived without you..but it's hard..Not a day goes by when I don't think about you..Tell you I love you.</span></p> <p><span>But I should have done it then..</span></p> <p><span>Today is your birthday..</span></p> <p><span>Where ever you are..Know that you are missed..And loved.. Happy Birthday J xxx</span></p> <p><span>7/11/1972~7/3/2007<br></span></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/11/07/for-j-7323520/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-10-24:/2009/10/24/one-day-i-ll-fly-away-7236061/xmillyxxx2009-10-24T16:50:53+02:002009-10-24T16:54:01+02:00 This post contains paragraphs of negativity...So stop reading if you can't be arsed with all of that crap!... </p> <p> Some of you have noticed my lack of 'attendance' here recently..Not to mention my piss poor 'have a hug' comments.. </p> <p> I feel I should explain.. </p> <p> I have been ill for a while now..but things have been getting worse over the last month or so..Im sick and tired of being sick and tired! </p> <p> I spend <em>hour's</em> online looking for answers..I don't think that I will find any,I actually think that it add's to the paranoia...A paranoia that is probably caused by smoking weed! <em>(shock horror!)</em> Yes..I do smoke weed..I will openly admit that..but when you ache and hurt as much as I do..you may understand..so <em>please</em> don't judge me! </p> <p> I am losing weight <em>rapidly</em>...My hair is <em>falling</em> out...(I assumed it was from a home hair dye gone wrong..but its not!)..every bone in my body aches..it would be fair to say that my skeleton aches! I don't sleep for more than a few hours each night..No feeling in the end's of my finger's..I have constant shakes and have even been accused of drinking too much..My skin has a lovely grey tinge to it..My mind just does'nt function properly anymore..im forgetgetfull..And I have <em>major </em>issues with food's..I just don't seem to have an appetite..ever!I thought that the weed might give me the '<em>munchies'</em>..but no! ... And none of my sypmtoms are from smoking weed so that is that the outta the window before any anti drug police wanna have a pop at me... </p> <p> I 'googled' my symptoms and thought it could be my hormone injection..which you are meant to be on for no longer than 3 years.I have been on it for over double that! So spoke with my GP who agreed to take me off it..but did'nt think that was to blame.. I have decided to be sterilized as i don't wanna risk taking more hormones and fucking myself up some more..</p> <p> Then it was thought it could be my migraine med's .<em>'Topamax'</em> .. but nowhere on the patient info sheet was hairloss listed as a side effect.. </p> <p> But I found a forum and loads of people have similar problems to mine..But all he suggested when i mentioned it was more blood tests..In the mean time..I have to go on feeling like shit,Losing more weight..And living in fear of waking up completly <em>bald.</em>.thats the bit that scares me most..every day i lose a little bit more hair... And I am fed up of people telling me i look ill..I <strong>KNOW!!</strong> </p> <p> And Im scared to come off the med's..when you rely on something..even when you think it's making you ill..But it makes me better..does that make sense? </p> <p> Im not sure how much more i can take! </p> <p> And Im sure this post will see a drop in my friends..(Who want's to be seen with a 'pot-head!)..but If Im honest..even though the numbers are still the same..They have dropped anyway.. </p> <p> xxx <p></p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/10/24/one-day-i-ll-fly-away-7236061/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-10-16:/2009/10/16/the-blogger-s-pledge-7180330/xmillyxxx2009-10-16T11:17:40+02:002009-10-16T11:17:40+02:00 <p>My name is Milly and I will NO longer tolerate online stalkers.</p> <p>I will not feed their fire by responding to their comments or posts except in three ways:</p> <p>1. I will choose to delete their offending comment if I can<br> 2. I will ignore their comments/posts on another blog<br> 3. And then, I will move on.</p> <p>I will not give them blogging space or another thought for there are many other people here that deserve my energy and attention.</p> <p>May this blogging community regain its blogging spirit and take back this community from stalkers and claim it as their own. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/10/16/the-blogger-s-pledge-7180330/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-09-27:/2009/09/27/i-love-you-7050121/xmillyxxx2009-09-27T18:17:33+02:002009-09-27T18:17:33+02:00 <p>All the pennies in the world..But for now,I only have £200!</p> <p>Remember <em><a href="http://bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/09/03/what-to-do-6886390/">this </a></em> post I wrote about wether or not to take eldest away?..Well,I decided that I would do it..</p> <p>It would give us some quality time together..I might get more than a grunt and a "whatever" outta her.. We tend to communicate more through MSN these day's...</p> <p>I decided not to tell her about the trip..In doing so,Youngest did'nt need to know...yet..the plan was that Dad could break the new's whilst I was safely on my way to the concert after collecting eldest from school..And then explain to her when I got home that she could choose something to do..</p> <p>But..</p> <p>A )..I would hate the thought of her 'brooding' on it all weekend..Plotting her <em>revenge</em> on me..</p> <p>B )..She would <em>never</em> let go the fact that eldest had had a 'surprise'..</p> <p>So..I decided to plan a trip for youngest thinking of the things that she might like..Bearing in mind it MUST come to the same value as eldest's..</p> <p>I know she has always wanted to go to London..But London is not that cheap as it's touristy..A hotel in the centre cost's aound £100..Travel up on the train for us both quoted <em>£75</em>..Bearing in mind that was booking 12 weeks in advance!..And a single tube trip is £4..</p> <p>And then the entry fee into some of those attraction's is daylight robbery..</p> <p>But..I was determined that we was going to London..And I was determined that we was going on our £200 budget!</p> <p>So far..I have spent £167.85p..</p> <p>And our itinerary is..(and paid for!)<br> Return travel for 2 to London<br> 1 night in a Hotel (incl Breakfast)..Next to london Victoria Coach Station)<br> Entry to London Dungeons<br> Entry to Madame Tussards<br> A standard flight on the London Eye<br> Entry to Sealife Aquarium<br> A visit to 'Harrod's' Christmas Grotto ..where I <em>must</em> pass on a message to Mo from Landers !!<br> A visit to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland</p> <p>Now..I know that it does'nt leave much for travel..Or food..But Am planning getting a oyster card as is meant to work out cheaper..And will do a packed lunch <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And yes.. Am excited!! Oh..And we go in december! Nothing like forward planning..It's even cheaper the earlier you book see! x</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/09/27/i-love-you-7050121/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-09-17:/2009/09/17/being-a-chav-6986678/xmillyxxx2009-09-17T22:00:07+02:002009-09-17T22:01:05+02:00 <blockquote> <p>Being a chav, I think, stems from more than simple choice. John Prescott might claim that <em>"we're all middle class now",</em> but chavs are esentially working-class white kids who <em>dare </em>to appear in public. They don't aspire to be accountants and they don't live in suburbia. They have the temerity to buy fake designer lables, not because the can't tell the difference from the genuine article, but because they don't have hundreds of pounds spare to buy it. One newspaper article smugly referred to them as a "peasant underclass". In a way they're probably more right than they intended.</p> <p> Mocking the way disadvantaged teenagers live isn't biting social satire, so much as old fashioned, class-based snobbery. It's not the association with anti-social behaviour that makes them a legitimate target for public ridicule, but their social faux pas.</p> </blockquote> <p>The above I stumbled upon tonight whilst looking up the defintion of a 'Chav'..After being called one..Again!..To me the word 'Chav'  has many different meaning's.. And I have to admit that ...I am proud to be a Chavette :))</p> <p>Thoughts? x</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/09/17/being-a-chav-6986678/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-09-03:/2009/09/03/what-to-do-6886390/xmillyxxx2009-09-03T21:53:15+02:002009-09-03T21:53:15+02:00 <p>Im having a major wibble with myself.. </p> <p>I love both my girls equally..always have.Of course, they often squabble and fight and I treat them fairly ..but find myself getting accused of loving one more than the other..<em>Sibling rivalry</em> they call it..</p> <p>So here's where the <em>wibble</em> comes in.. Ive found a cheap-ish offer for a 'McFly' concert at 'Butlins' in november.. 3 days Dinner,bed and breakfast plus the concert..</p> <p>Cheap for a number of reasons..Its Butlins..In <em>November..</em>And it's McFly!..Not forgetting the venue is Minehead.. I really could think of better thing's to spend £200 pound's on..</p> <p>But...Eldest would <em>Love</em> it..She loves Mcfly! Plus they do loads of other activities like cheerleading and dance school..And the evening entertainment look's ok so I'll be sorted !</p> <p>Sooo..Can you imagine how the youngest is going to react when told that Mummy is taking Eldest..and only eldest.. away on holiday..Without her! I can hear it now.. " You love her more than me" ..And so it begins! That gnawing guilt...</p> <p>If I could take them both..I would.. But Its twice the cost to add youngest ..which I can't do truthfully..and she would'nt appreciate the 'first concert' expierience..I might even let eldest have WKD ! (I <em>am</em> joking!!) <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>But..I really don't know if it's worth the hassle..I know youngest will have a major tantrum and quite possibly hate me..It means begging for time off from work..And spending money I aint really got.. </p> <p>What to do people...</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/09/03/what-to-do-6886390/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-08-31:/2009/08/31/my-life-6864306/xmillyxxx2009-08-31T23:36:32+02:002009-08-31T23:36:32+02:00 <p> According To Pink... (meme)</p> <p>Nicked from just about everyone..As im usually the last to do anything like this <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p>Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer the following questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My life according to (band/musician name)"</p> <p>Pick your Artist:<br> <strong>Pink.</strong></p> <p>Are you a male or female:<br> Stupid Girls</p> <p>Describe yourself:<br> Glitter in the Air</p> <p>How do you feel?<br> Long Way to Happy</p> <p>Describe where you currently live:<br> 'So What'</p> <p>If you could go anywhere, where would you go?<br> Goin' to California </p> <p>Your favourite form of transportation:<br> Runaway </p> <p>Your best friend is:<br> Family Portrait</p> <p>What's the weather like?<br> I have seen the rain</p> <p>Favourite time of day:<br> Tonights the Night</p> <p>If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?<br> Missundaztood</p> <p>What is life to you?<br> Get the Party Started!</p> <p>Your fear:<br> Lonely girl.</p> <p>Finito! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>xx</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/08/31/my-life-6864306/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-08-30:/2009/08/30/the-holiday-and-the-hater-s-6854401/xmillyxxx2009-08-30T15:47:54+02:002009-08-30T15:47:54+02:00 <p>Well..I survived my week away at one of those 'Holiday Parks' where fully grown adult's dress up as fluffy tiger's and throw themselves around on stage and sing badly..Make the 'Campers' act like idiots in the hope of winning a bottle of <em>'Lambrini'</em> ...And convince you to drink pitchers of punch with nothing but a <em>straw</em>..Barman forgot to give me a glass yo see!</p> <p>And then there was the incident in the pool that has been lovingly named 'Tit-Gate'..You can guess the details so I shant bore you...</p> <p>All in all a good week was had despite the sun refusing to put in much a appereance..Holiday's are a bit like life..what you <em>make</em> it..</p> <p>Which bring's me on to my next subject..Hater's! In life you get Hater's wherever you go and whatever you do..And Im just a little bit sick of them..</p> <p>Before I went away I encountered 3 Hater's..Fat Hater's to be precise..<br> Now,I <em>know </em>what I am,I <em>realise </em>that I have weight issues as I see myself in the mirror everyday..But what I don't appreciate is being told that I am fat/overweight/chubby etc..Does my weight affect you? Do you think I might eat you or summat..</p> <p>So..To the skinny Blogger who left the comment on my media.. "A little fat..But lovely" ..Not really a compliment was it?Why bother leaving the comment..Could you not have just kept the thought to yourself?..</p> <p>To the Blogger who sent me a freind request telling me that you were raising money for charity and perhaps I could also do a sponsered slim..Don't buy a pie and send you the money instead.. Im all for charity if asked in the correct manner..Also I don't like pie's so it was'nt me who ate them all despite my bulging belly...</p> <p>And the customer who remarked on my weight..you truly did deserve the slap that you recieved..and should you ever walk into the chip Shop that I work in again and tell me that you can see that I must eat too many chips as I have "packed on the weight" ..next time I will chin you...</p> <p>All I am saying is this..We all have opinions and are entitled to them..but sometimes it really is kinder not to share them..Cos it batter's what little confidence people have..</p> <p>Rant over...</p> <p>xxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/08/30/the-holiday-and-the-hater-s-6854401/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-08-18:/2009/08/18/right-now-that-i-feel-i-have-recovered-i-shall-6754265/xmillyxxx2009-08-18T22:00:43+02:002009-08-18T22:06:02+02:00 <p>Right..Now that I feel I have recovered..I shall share with you my time in 'Ull..</p> <p> Never having been to a 'Blog Meet' before..I really did'nt know what to expect..Did you sit around talking about blogging..Did you call each other by thier Blog names.. (Actually,I did on a few occassions..Sorry!!)..I worried that things might be awkward ..Or I might find myself saying things like "LOL"..</p> <p> I mean..Yes,We all get on 'here'..But in the <em>real world</em> .. it might not have worked.. Im a bit like <em>Marmite</em>..</p> <p>So..the night before..i was literally <em>shitting</em> it!..And all the way there.. You see..I am actually quite shy around people that I don't know..Which was why I was surprised to find photo's like these ...</p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/055/3801055_6a34d0b24a_s.jpeg" alt="Grope!"></p> <p> </p> <p><a title="Dissapointment.." href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/dissapointment/3801096"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/096/3801096_75860161fb_s.jpeg" alt="Dissapointment.."></a><br><em>So Very Dissapointed</em>....</p> <p>I completely blame the lack of alchohol..that and the fantastic company I was in..</p> <p>I've always said that i can only be myself and that is who I was..On blog and in the real world..</p> <p>So on saturday night ..at the hull blog meet..i did indeed sit at the table in Ask and instigate a conversation about 'giz tissues' ..which I had previously had with tracey on the train....Encourage another about toilets..in particular..Poo...Randomly shout <em>'Bogey'</em> ..which was'nt as good as Landers' '<em>Pringles'</em> i must add :))</p> <p>I also blatantly flirted with a police officer several times dring the course of the night..I even had my hands on his helmet..I burped in a bar..I learnt what a 'Dirty trombone' was .. and i danced the steps to tradgedy in a bar and loved every second of it ..</p> <p>And the best bit .. Not one of them has deleted me ..Yet !! :))</p> <p>Thank you all or a fab weekend !</p> <p>Photos to follow..Friends only im afriad for fear of shame.. :)) xx</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/08/18/right-now-that-i-feel-i-have-recovered-i-shall-6754265/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-08-02:/2009/08/02/sexercise-6636207/xmillyxxx2009-08-02T16:37:39+02:002009-08-02T16:37:39+02:00 <p>On my quest to find the <em>foxy</em> little minx that <em>*I*</em> know lives within *snrk*..I decided that dieting alone was'nt enough..so decided to look into exercise.. *gulps*..</p> <p>The Gym was'nt an option..I felt positively <em>'Heifer'</em> like as I stood next to the <em>'skinny minny's'</em>..I sweated they glowed..They wore Lycra..I wore <em>Lonsdale</em>..And some of those stretching moves he made me do were medieval torture moves...</p> <p>Excercise DVD's were the next trial.. Good old Janine from EastEnder's was the first one..God did her voice <em>grate</em> me..I Think that may of been why I stopped doing it..</p> <p>And running is'nt an option either...Dodgy knee..Plus I really don't want Joe Public seeing me wobbling down the street thank you very much!!</p> <p>So..After a bit of research..I decided to *buy one of <u><a href="http://www.ijoyride.co.uk/">these</a></u> ... Putting my faith and my money into it..Not to mention the fact that once my freinds find out about this they will find this hysterical <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Anyway..My new toy arrives.. after much giggling and wobbling..I am rather taken with my new toy.. 30 minutes every day..Excercise really does release that feel good factor ya know... <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And it's one piece of excercise equipment that I don't think I'll tire of too quickly <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Here's the new toy in action..</p> <p>*52 week's interest free..Courtesy of Fashion world.. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/08/02/sexercise-6636207/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-07-24:/2009/07/25/a-little-deep-6582772/xmillyxxx2009-07-25T00:20:45+02:002009-07-25T00:20:45+02:00 <p>Well..Im not <em>really</em> sure how to word this..Or <em>why</em> Im even choosing to share this..As *I* feel nothing good can come out of it..</p> <p>Remember I mentioned some foodie Docu I watched about 10 day's ago..?..(If you don't..Pay attention!!)..Well..It<em> bugged</em> me..Got into my head a little.. I find that happen's to me often..</p> <p>Made me a little paranoid about what I ate..So I decided to cut out meat...Then ..A few day's later,My GP informed me that a previous illness that I had been told was 'Gastric Flu' was infact 'Salmonella' food poisening!...So that's any Egg based product's that I now consider unsafe to eat too...</p> <p>Also..I can't possibly eat out or get a take away as some <em>filthy </em>bastard's lack of hygiene poisoned me...</p> <p>It sounds crazy does'nt it...I feel like Im scared of food...Not scared to eat it,But scared that certain food will poisen me... *Is aware I sound mad!*</p> <p>Ive only eaten food that *I* feel is 'safe'..Like cereal and natural yougurt..And bread..And chips..For the last 10 days..</p> <p>And..To cap it all..the Food Standard's Agency question me on <em>my</em> standard's of hygiene..How clean is my house!!.. </p> <p>"Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet"...</p> <p>"Only if I break through the paper.."..</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/07/25/a-little-deep-6582772/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-07-15:/2009/07/15/if-you-read-this-email-me-x-6518114/xmillyxxx2009-07-15T12:03:44+02:002009-07-15T12:11:43+02:00 <p>..If I return before I get back..Please look after me!</p> <p>Been thinking about someone here who I <em>thought</em> I knew really well..Spent alot of time chatting too..both via comment's and PM's..Then E Mails..</p> <p>And then..<del>Like my last £20 pound note</del>..They just <em>vanished</em>! .. Gone.. No warning,message or anything..I just don't get it? It's like I never really knew her at all...</p> <p>Feel kinda sad about it..Hope all's ok..</p> <p>Anyway..Did any one watch that.."What's Really In Our food" last night? .. I swear I aint ever eating again .. My only regret is that I did'nt record it to watch as motivation..This will be the best diet Ive ever been on <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/07/15/if-you-read-this-email-me-x-6518114/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-06-28:/2009/06/28/lend-us-a-quid-com-6415518/xmillyxxx2009-06-28T20:26:58+02:002009-06-28T20:26:58+02:00 <p>Well..We all know that times are hard..And I for one was certainly bitten by the credit crunch ..And always seem to find that there is just too much <em>month</em> left at the end of the <em>money</em>..</p> <p>But we all have to eat..And having survived this last week on Nutrigrain bar's and Hula Hoop's ..I decided the memory lapses were <em>probably</em> due to lack of vitamins so thought that I had better go grocery shopping..</p> <p>The hole in the wall said "No chance lady..<em>Overdrawn</em> the overdraft.."..</p> <p>Great..Ok..Whats in the wallet.. ..Right..*mad count up of <em>all</em> monies in house* ..</p> <p>Scraped up around £60ish..Was Richer than I thought <em>*smugness*</em> ...And a £6.50 clubcard voucher ~Bonus~</p> <p>Also discovered a set of <em>'Money Off'</em> coupons from yesterday Daily Mail..Totalling £11..With a catch of course...</p> <p>You had to spend a certain amount in each 'Aisle' to qualify for the discount.. ie: Spend £10 on Meat to get £2.50 off.. £8 on Fruit and Veg to save £2..And so on..Covering everytning to household products to sweets!</p> <p>Anyway..Being the <del>chavvy</del> thrifty shopper that I am... and always seeking out the B.O.G.O.F.s and half price offer's..I really made my 'allocated' spend in each section work for me!</p> <p>Yes..The shopper behind me was probably chuckling as I patiently checked which voucher was used for what section..How much we had spent and what we were saving ..And constantly adding it up to see if we had hit the discount level yet <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Knowing that I only had ..In thoery £66.50 of <em>'real'</em> money..The trolley was looking a bit too full..And panicking that I might have to put summat back..<em>The shame</em>! ..I had to scan through my trolley and vouchers one more time..</p> <p>Convinced..but not quite sure..I heads to the checkout..</p> <p>Watches the total..£80.. <em>*gulps*</em></p> <p>Hand's over vouchers.. <em>*mad bleeping*</em></p> <p>..plus Multibuy's and B.O.G.O.F discounts..£51..Result!</p> <p> .. My mathematical's aint so shite after all..And who said shopping was boring <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And..I shall eat like queen tonight as I haz real food in now..And strawberries..With cream! *Cream was free!*</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/06/28/lend-us-a-quid-com-6415518/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-06-20:/2009/06/20/audience-participation-6352506/xmillyxxx2009-06-20T23:42:38+02:002009-06-20T23:57:34+02:00 <p>Imagine The Scene...</p> <p>You work in a Chipshop..Just <em>pretend</em> ok!</p> <p>You are having a giggle with your boss..As you quite often do..A Female customer comes in..</p> <p>You approach the customer..Smile..</p> <p>"I can hear your fucking fat ugly mouth from outside" Says Customer..With a rather twisted look on her face..Kinda like she's <em>gurning</em>..</p> <p>Now..What would you do...??</p> <p>A: Grab her over the counter and chin her..<br> B: Say ."Oi you..You've had ya chip's..Ya barred!"<br> C: Do nothing..Let her rant..And seek your revenge later..</p> <p>Well..Me? I smiled sweetly and Said in a <em>very</em> calm voice...<br> "Yes..Well..It makes a change as it's <em>usually</em> your's" ..Local loudmouth you see..</p> <p>I could see the little vein start to twitch in her forehead..</p> <p>Next minute..She start's waving her arm's in the air.. Ranting and swearing at me..Foaming at the mouth..</p> <p>"You fucking fat bitch..Do you know why no one comes in here..Its cos they don't wanna look at your ugly fat face!Yadda..Yadda..Yadda..You are sooo fucking fat and ugly..Your jealous of the pretty people.. <em>*finger wagging down her body*</em> ..Yadda..Yadda..Yadda<em>..*pauses for breath*..</em>Im gunna have you bitch..Fucking fat c*nt.."...For about 5 minutes..Before flouncing off..</p> <p>The whole while I just stood there nodding..<em>Yawning</em> in places.. Getting rather bored with the whole thing..But feeling my blood boil slighty..While my 70 year old boss looked on horrified..I mean women did <em>not</em> act like that in his day.. <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>If I had not been at work..Id have chinned the bitch..And if I happen to see her when im off duty..I think my vein may twitch too!!</p> <p>Note to Real Life readers.. If any of you happen to read this..Cos I knows you do.. Tell Loudmouth Im looking for her!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/06/20/audience-participation-6352506/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-06-14:/2009/06/14/boob-s-bride-s-and-bubbly-6302046/xmillyxxx2009-06-14T18:30:06+02:002009-06-14T18:35:40+02:00 <p>Yesterday...I witnessed my little sister get married..She looked <em>stunning</em>! I was so proud of her.. I even had a little cry during the ceremony..Its was a lovely service..she walked down the aisle to a pianist..In a beautiful country hotel..We ate canapes in the garden..And quaffed <span>too much</span> free champagne...</p> <p>After the vow's had been done..I had to get up and sign the certificate as I was her witness..As the photographer went to photograph the moment I heard.. "<em>psstt..</em>Milly..Ya boob's are hanging out!" .. Not by just one person though..By at least 3 or 4! Which obviously attracted a bit of attention!</p> <p>Tucking myself in and blushing terribly I signed the certificate and smiled for the camera..Having a quick peek downwards to make sure they were still in place!  If I'd filled the dress..All would've been good..I just don't get why fashion designers assume big women have big boob's..I am the exception! I spent most of the day pulling my dress up..And then by the evening got too pissed on the free bubbly to care...Hence this photo of it all hanging out...</p> <p><a title="Me!" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/328/3596328_4ce533ec42_m.jpg" alt="Me!"></a></p> <p>Ive often said that I look at my family as<em> slighlty</em> dis-funtional..But I honestly would'nt have it any other way!If you could have seen our table of 8 at dinner..Wondering what cutlery to use..Swapping food from plates as so and so did'nt eat that or it was'nt cooked right..It was like a scene from the <em>Royle family..</em>And I loved every minute of it <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> ... I kept accosting the fit waiter every time he walked past to top up my glass before the free bubbly ran out...And when he told me it had..I even blagged another 2 bottles from him!</p> <p>I also spent the night barefooted as I never <em>did </em>learn the art of walking in heels..Especially whilst drunk.. And asking the photographer to go <em>'Down on me'</em> was not the right thing to say either!...That was meet with audible gasps by those who do not know me that well..and fit's of hysterics by those that do! .. Of course I meant for her to angle the camera <em>down on me</em>..Makes you look thinner!</p> <p>The wedding cake was stunning..But I have to say that as it was made by my Mother..But it really was...</p> <p><a title="Cake" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/327/3596327_6e5da468ab_m.jpg" alt="Cake"></a></p> <p>And...it was made from nothing but chocolate! It seemed such a shame to cut it...But it tasted beautifull!</p> <p>The photo below is one of the bridesmaids..I had to lie on the floor and get them to circle me to get this one..And I love this photo! I also got one of all the blokes doing it aswell..And the photographer got one of me getting them <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> ..Dread to think what that will look like..</p> <p><a title="The Bridemaids." href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/330/3596330_ab5bc14f99_m.jpg" alt="The Bridemaids."></a></p> <p>And yes..One of mine is the one sticking her tongue out..Like mother like daughter <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> ..Other one is opposite.</p> <p>Midnight saw  myself ,parents and sibings huddled in a circle on a small hill in the grounds of the hotel ...as my sister took from her wedding bag  a small bag containing some of my late brothers ashes...We all kissed them before sprinkling them into the ground..It felt like he'd been with us that day too..But as we left to go home..So did he..</p> <p>All in all..It was a fab day...I love a good wedding..As long as it aint mine <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/06/14/boob-s-bride-s-and-bubbly-6302046/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-06-02:/2009/06/02/sigh-6221830/xmillyxxx2009-06-02T15:41:24+02:002009-06-02T15:41:24+02:00 <p>What is it with Debt Collecter's...?? </p> <p>My phone just rang..Just as I was led on the bed applying aftersun to my lobster red feet and legs.. For god's sake..Why<em> now</em>! Angles the phone under 1st chin,cheerily says "hello"</p> <p>"Im calling from so and so want your money now"<br> After the usual "can you confirm you who you say you are crap.." She then goes on to ask me if I can pay the debt in full..</p> <p>Can I pull rabbits from my ass... <strong><em>No!</em></strong></p> <p>I explain that I don't have that kinda money..She does a big sigh..I bite my toungue!She threatens that if I don't.. every month that I don't pay it they will add on a fee..I calmly explain that I am paying what I can afford monthly and if they continue to add monthly charges it will never get paid!</p> <p>"Well..That's not <em>my </em>problem is it" she say's..Rather cockily..My blood is starting to boil ..And it has nowt to do with the heat I can tell ya.. She then say's..</p> <p>"Well..You can expect a visit from our debt enforcers who will come to your home and take all your things..How about<em> that</em>"</p> <p>At that point I actually laughed at her...And once Id started I just could'nt stop! Shes blabbering on about them having the power to seize everything from my tele to my car! </p> <p>After composing myself..I told her to feel free to send them round..Asked her what time I should expect them..Do they take sugar in thier tea?...</p> <p>Then reminded her that I live in rented accomodation that is furnished..So technically...I own fuck all!! Even my car is'nt in my name..Sooo..Unless you want the clothes from my back..Don't waste ya time love!!</p> <p>She did'nt like that!</p> <p>"At the end of the day..Be nice to me..Cos Im the one that's paying your wages..And yes..It might only be a small amount a month..But Im still paying it!" ..With that..She hung up!</p> <p>Seriously...It's like harrasment..This company ring me up <em>every</em> bloody week..Fair enough if I was'nt paying it..But Im trying! And when you get bint's like that on the end of the phone..Grrrr...</p> <p>I need a rich man...Any out there?? <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> ... Either that or a job working the street's..But with my look's Id probably earn more sweeping em <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/06/02/sigh-6221830/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-05-20:/2009/05/20/i-wish-there-was-an-animal-6146873/xmillyxxx2009-05-20T12:56:18+02:002009-05-20T12:56:18+02:00 <p>That no one knew about ..and no one ever saw..How cool would that be!! Just think ..It would never go extinct or owt!</p> <p>Anyway..On sunday,Whilst housesitting..I made a <em>shocking</em> discovery!One of the hamster's was not in it's cage..I dipped my hand<em> cautiously </em>in to the vast amount's of shredded paper...poking around trying to feel for it..No luck..</p> <p>Panic starts to come in waves..I pace the room..</p> <p>Think woman! It can't be far,Surely!<em>Shit</em>..Where's the cat! </p> <p>Pull out the sofa..TV cabinet..Bookcase..Shake the cat.. Nothing!</p> <p>I give up ..Sealing the living room off like a crime scene as I go..If it's in there,It aint getting out..<em>Right?</em> </p> <p>Try to sleep but have images of it <em>gnawing </em>away at my face as I sleep..Can they climb stairs? And <em>how</em> am I gonna get outta this one..</p> <p>"Sorry..Ive lost ya hamster..Ohh...Ya sky's not working?..Ummm..<em>Maybe </em>it's chewed through the wiring or something"</p> <p>Anyway..To cut a very long story short..My well rehearsed speech..Full of .."But I am <em>really</em> sorry..I just dunno how it got out" ..Was met with laughter..</p> <p>You see..there was <strong>no</strong> hamster in the cage! I had been dropping peices of apple..And plump juicy raisens into an empty fucking cage!! It had died the week before and as not to upset the kids..He'd not told them..Or me for that matter! At least I did'nt lose it.. <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/05/20/i-wish-there-was-an-animal-6146873/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-05-06:/2009/05/06/that-weekend-6068375/xmillyxxx2009-05-06T12:21:12+02:002009-05-06T12:25:17+02:00 <p>I keep having flashbacks...Some <em>really </em>are not nice <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> .. Anyway..Here's what I do remember..And Im <em>sure </em>someone will fill in the gap's in due course!!</p> <p>The weekend started at 10am saturday morning..We were drinking on the coach by 11.30..By 1pm I was feeling rather merry and remember doing <em>'things'</em> with the blow up man..Much to the amusement of the cars behind the coach!!</p> <p>                   </p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/106/3480106_7569d73f32_s.jpg" alt="4150_1139354678321_1061029775_30399779_5405577_n" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p>Some of the girls even treated the lorry driver's to a cheeky flash! Of course..You would'nt catch me doing <em>anything</em> like that...I left that for when when we were struggling to get a taxi after a long night on the piss... Amazing how quick them taxi driver's stop when ya get ya bap's out  <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>We arrived at our  Hotel.. 'The Chelsea Hotel' ...A welcoming home from home *Snrk*..Situated in the heart of the 'Red Light District'... My outfit was going to fit right in round here I thought! At least if money ran short I'd be ok! The area was <em>proper </em>rough as well ..but to be fair...Ya not expecting to stay in 5 star luxury..A gaggle of pissed up woman rolling in the door at lunchtime asking when the bar opens don't exactly start ya off on the right foot does it! No wonder she wanted a deposit for damages and possible theft the <em>minute</em> we got there!</p> <p>After lining our stomachs and putting on warpaints I ended up looking summat like this...</p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/161/3480161_a7a2e882cd_s.jpg" alt="P010509_19.54" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p>But of course..You've all seen it anyway...And I was'nt pissed when I took the other ones!!<br>The night started off great and then much off it was a blur after that..Untill photo's like this started appearing on Facebook...</p> <p><a title="4150_1139355918352_1061029775_30399808_1534020_n" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/162/3480162_bae64e95bc_s.jpg" alt="4150_1139355918352_1061029775_30399808_1534020_n" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a></p> <p>I can clearly remember he was wearing a badge that said<strong> 'Big Boy' </strong>on it... I was shouting at him,..<br>" How much of a big boy are ya now then huh?" ..He had a bigger welt than I did!! As his mates were pissing themselves laughing..This happened several times during the night..Randomly whipping men just because I could...and many asked for it...I even spanked the bus driver...He must have been in his 60's..  <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Except when the whip got turned on me..By a tasty lady in the loo..Who told me that she could "<strong><em>do me"</em></strong> in that outfit! I have to admit I had serious doubt's about my sexuality that night... Ohhh..The dark side of alchohol!!</p> <p>I also had a few moment's in the toilet's ...I now understand why women go in pairs cos after a few drink's I had <em>real</em> issue's with remembering which way I went back together..Was it undies,tight's,bodyshaper then spanx or what...I do know that I ended up flat on my back in the cubicle trying to figure it out..Cursing loudly.. whilst someone was giggling trying to take photo's under the door!! Please God...Let it off been one of the other Hen's <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>There are a few thing's that I said/did that I look back on and <strong><em>possibly </em></strong>regret...Like flashing at taxi's...Trying to pee up a lampost..It's ok..I lost my balance!..Asking the barman to "Give me a screaming Orgasm" in a seductive manner ...His face was priceless....I obviously just looked twatted...Trying to pole dance in a PVC dress...It sticks!...And drinking a bottle of wine  before going to Burlesque!...Jo Brand does Fame Academy!! ..And it's on YouTube...</p> <p>But all in all..I really did have a fab weekend..Even if i did'nt win 'Best Tit's On Tour'... these did !!</p> <p><a title="best tit\" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/234/3480234_4068742289_s.jpg" alt="best tit\" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a><br>And rightly so!!</p> <p> </p> <p>Still..Ya only live once..don't ya...And im sure ive just lost a few year's of mine...But it sure was worth it!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/05/06/that-weekend-6068375/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-05-04:/2009/05/04/back-battered-and-bruised-6058259/xmillyxxx2009-05-04T18:45:06+02:002009-05-04T18:45:06+02:00 <p>.. And very hungover!!</p> <p>Brain is way to fuzzy to tell all .. Some things you share.. Some ya don't <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0">.. And truth is.. Alot of the weekend is a blur.. </p> <p>Like how I came to have a welt mark aross my arse.. Was'nt I the one doing the whipping?!.. And I have more bruises than the time the school bullies had me a good un with the metre stick! </p> <p>But I had a fab weekend.. Even if I did'nt win the " Best Tits On Tour" award</p> <p>Will post more when and if I remember.. Along with photos!!... </p> <p>xx</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/05/04/back-battered-and-bruised-6058259/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-04-26:/2009/04/26/ok-you-asked-for-it-6009899/xmillyxxx2009-04-26T13:04:35+02:002009-04-26T13:09:41+02:00 <p>Those photo's...</p> <p> *Disclaimer*</p> <p> </p> <p>Before you scroll down...Be sure you really wanna look...I can't erase the image you are about to see...I shall not be held responsible for any nightmares said images may prevoke...Or fantasies they may arouse... Continue at your will...<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-<br>-</p> <p><a title="P240409_17.22" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/722/3444722_2198185e2c_m.jpg" alt="P240409_17.22" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a></p> <p><strong>  Mistress Milly!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><a title="P240409_17.08" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/723/3444723_8c85264a90_m.jpg" alt="P240409_17.08" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a></p> <p>There ya go!! ...Oi...Stop sniggering!!</p> <p>xx</p> <p><strong>Big thanks to my daughter for her fab photography skills <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> xx</strong></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/04/26/ok-you-asked-for-it-6009899/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-04-26:/2009/04/26/those-photo-s-6009633/xmillyxxx2009-04-26T12:18:17+02:002009-04-26T12:19:44+02:00 <p>Are on there way...</p> <p>Soon...</p> <p>Honest...</p> <p>A few more cider's.. *hic*.. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/04/26/those-photo-s-6009633/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-04-19:/2009/04/19/wanted-5972096/xmillyxxx2009-04-19T20:39:30+02:002009-04-19T20:39:30+02:00 <p>One Leather/Pvc eye Mask.. Preferably Black.. Similar to one seen in Ann Summer's ...But without the £20 price tag..</p> <p>PM with details <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Here's the thing...Hen weekend is less than 2 weeks away..I've been busy stitching and sewing my outfit..Buying bits and pieces to make it just right..</p> <p>Anyway..The theme was Good and Bad..All the other Hens are going as Pirate's..SchoolGirl's..Robber's etc..<br>I decided..<em>Foolishl</em>y To go as a<em>  'Dominatrix' </em>! I dunno what I was thinking really... Id make a good 'Vicar of Dibley' to be fair...</p> <p> Convinced I could pull it off I set about buying these...</p> <p><a title="!BP4)4igCGk~$(KGrHgoH-CEEjlLly3cCBJ1-fyc39g~~_0" href="javascript:window.open('http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_popup_large.php?item_ID=3427217','largeimage','width=100,height=100,resizable=yes,status=no,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,scrollbars=yes').focus();"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/217/3427217_e749a83549_s.jpg" alt="!BP4)4igCGk~$(KGrHgoH-CEEjlLly3cCBJ1-fyc39g~~_0" hspace="5" vspace="5" /></a><br> Fingerless one's are a must..I have to be able to hold my glass... I reckon pvc's slippery when wet... <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Then I came about a PVC dress from E Bay..A bargain at 20 quid....But it was as short as it was wide... Soo .. I painfully handstitched a feather Boa to the bottom...</p> <p><a title="P180409_19.34" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/457/3427457_844ae520cd_s.jpg" alt="P180409_19.34" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a><br> I shall be wearing it with a wide corset type belt thing to 'cinch' <span>hold </span>me in...Black stocking's..Knee length pvc boot's..Lacy garter..And a good sprinkling of curves <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> And will be completing the outfit with this.</p> <p><a title="P180409_19.56" href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/p180409_19_56/3427551"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/551/3427551_0ca6be3d2b_t.jpg" alt="P180409_19.56" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a>... And this..<a title="P180409_19.57" href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/p180409_19_57/3427550"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/550/3427550_caeb337603_t.jpg" alt="P180409_19.57" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a> ..And these..</p> <p><a title="P180409_19.57[01]" href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/p180409_19_57_01/3427549"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/549/3427549_a3788c97dd_s.jpg" alt="P180409_19.57[01]" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a></p> <p> However....After revealing the outfit in it's entire form to my Brother last night...His face said it all...</p> <p>His mouth ..For around a whole five minutes ressembled an <em>arsehole</em>!!</p> <p> D'ya think it's a bit much??</p> <p>Oh yeah...Reason for the mask..When...Cos they <em>will</em>...The photo's appear on Facebook..I can deny that it's me...After all...Im wearing a mask!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/04/19/wanted-5972096/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-04-09:/2009/04/09/who-s-watching-you-5918592/xmillyxxx2009-04-09T21:49:33+02:002009-04-09T21:49:33+02:00 <p>I was chatting the the lovely Sian earlier about "Live Traffic Feed" .. She said that she would be worried if someone from her home town popped up on there...!</p> <p>It got me thinking about how anonymous we believe we are on Blog..Could someone tell who were by what we write...Put 2 and 2 together or summat..<em>Obviously</em> some of us know that we aint..Like me! I know of 'Real life' people that read mine...Probably more than Id like..</p> <p>Does it bother me...I'm not so sure it does.. I think it's the knowing glances that bother me though..The 'I know what you did last night' looks <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I wonder if my boss reads my blog??</p> <p>Would it bother any of you if your blog was found by someone who knew you...And why...</p> <p>Just random thought's..</p> <p>xx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/04/09/who-s-watching-you-5918592/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-04-06:/2009/04/06/life-gave-me-lemon-s-5901585/xmillyxxx2009-04-06T21:37:35+02:002009-04-06T21:37:35+02:00 <p>So I made Lemonade...<del>And I choked on the pip's!!</del></p> <p>I love saying's like that..And like to think of myself as a 'Glass half full' kinda girl..</p> <p>I always have the belief that tomorrow will always be a better day than the previous coz it's a new one..</p> <p>I Believe that you should live each day like it's your last...</p> <p>Never regret thing's you have done... Regret those you did'nt do...</p> <p>Life's too short...</p> <p>Sooo..I don't regret getting wasted all weekend...spending a small fortune that I did'nt really have..Eating my entire body weight in Take-aways..Flashed my boob's in the pub(I <em>can</em> explain!)...Getting spanked by a Rather tasty looking lady..And having the bruises to prove it!!...Being true to myself...Staying out till 4am..And realising Im <em>way too old</em> to do any of the above!! *sigh* </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/04/06/life-gave-me-lemon-s-5901585/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-04-02:/2009/04/02/im-having-a-food-baby-5878244/xmillyxxx2009-04-02T15:31:54+02:002009-04-02T15:31:54+02:00 <p>I just had a doctor's appointment...</p> <p>It has a fancy check in system where it's all auto-mated...you just put in ya name and date of birth and it check's you in..</p> <p>As I did it..I noticed that I was'nt seeing my usual doctor..Shame as he really is <em>rather</em> fit!!</p> <p>Anyway..Got called in..</p> <p>"If you could just strip from the waist down then and bare your stomach" .. </p> <p>Umm..<em>WTF</em>!! Ive only come about increasing the pills...I started to sweat at the thought of having to show the <em>belly</em>..</p> <p>Seeing my <em>'WTF'</em> look...She say's .. </p> <p>"You <em>are</em> here for your Ante-Natal check up are'nt you?"</p> <p>"No I aint!! Im just fat! Im meant to be seeing the doctor and It seems wires have been crossed.." </p> <p>With that I flounce out and stomp to see the receptionist..</p> <p>She explains that when I booked my appointment last week...As it was during baby clinic that she assumed I was expecting...</p> <p>Of course..It had nothing to do with the fact that I may look like Im having twins... <strong>Bitch</strong> !!</p> <p>I really must start that diet.. *sigh*</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/04/02/im-having-a-food-baby-5878244/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-03-26:/2009/03/26/i-am-not-a-pervert-5835636/xmillyxxx2009-03-26T12:06:05+01:002009-03-26T12:06:05+01:00 <p> *Contains Naughty words and references..So don't read on if ya a puritan* </p> <p>*Actual conversation* </p> <p>BF-"Your <em>weird </em>you are"</p> <p>Me-"Duly noted..And your telling me this <em>because?.."</em></p> <p>BF-"Why would you look at fetish websites..they are sick"</p> <p>Me-"How do <em>you</em> know Ive been looking at fetish websites..Unless of course...you have been checking my fucking history and looking yourself..Which makes you sick by proxy..." <em>*sigh*</em></p> <p>*Long pause*</p> <p>BF-"So..Why <em>are</em> you looking at them then?..Are'nt you even going to explain?"</p> <p>Me-"Umm...No..Im not!Goodnight"</p> <p>So..Why was I looking at fetish websites...</p> <p>Whilst searching for a PVC/leather dress to wear to the hen night..After having decided to go as a <em>dominatrix</em> ... seeing as I already own <em>most</em> of the kit...I stumbled upon some rather weird sites..Purely by chance you understand... </p> <p>If you type in plus size PVC..You'd be surprised at what it yeilds..And being the curious type..Of course I looked at a few..<em>Who </em>would'nt...But it really does'nt make me sick..Does it!?</p> <p>And even I was surprised at what floats people's boats!! <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Like this.. I mean..How can this be... 'Erotic' ...Or is it just me??</p> <blockquote><p> *Do not click play if you suffer from flashbacks*</p></blockquote> <p>And does she say .. " Do you like that horsie?" ...</p> <p>*Ohhh..And by Fetish sites..I don't mean porn!* </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/i-am-not-a-pervert-5835636/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-03-19:/2009/03/19/ummm-yep-5790496/xmillyxxx2009-03-19T22:58:18+01:002009-03-19T23:38:49+01:00 <p>Ok.. Its like this...</p> <p>Are you a member of the <em>Blog police</em>.. Patrolling our posts.. Flagging<br> our 'inappropriate content'.. Over <em>analyzing</em> things..</p> <p>If you are.. Please don't read this!! If you dont like what I write..<br> Dont read it.. And if you want to know something.. Please ask.. Dont<br> assume..</p> <p>For the record.. The <em>'thing'</em> that I refered to <a href="http://bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/03/16/id-rather-forget-5766469/">here</a> .. Was infact a<br> rather large sum on money he had won at the races! Cos trust me... NO<br> bloke is ever gunna pull summat outta his pants that makes me gasp like<br> that!!</p> <blockquote><p>The 'partaking in illegal drug taking' is hardly something to be proud<br> of. Bragging about it to impressionable people is idiotic. As is the<br> habit itself...</p></blockquote> <p>It was <em>1</em> spliff.. It was home grown.. No pesticides.. <em>Jesus</em>!!<br> But I realise I should'nt promote 'toking'... So listen 'kids.. Drugs<br> is bad.. Dont do it.. 'K..'.</p> <p>As this is my space.. And I pay the<em> princly</em> sum of €3.99 a month.. I<br> can pretty much say what I like.. If you dont like it.. Bollox!!</p> <p>Ohhh.. And this goes to the real life readers... Hmmmm... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/03/19/ummm-yep-5790496/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-03-16:/2009/03/16/id-rather-forget-5766469/xmillyxxx2009-03-16T15:05:27+01:002009-03-16T15:05:27+01:00 <p> Friday night...</p> <p>My mind was in the gutter...And I was good with that...Nothing a few beer's couldn't sort out..<em>Right</em>!</p> <p>I had good intention's...Just a quick one...I <em>promised</em> to behave...</p> <p>But me and alchamahol really are not friends...It turn's me into this <em>'thing</em>'..I can't say I dislike it...I had a fab evening...But .. I seem to think that Im a weapon of <em>mass seduction</em>! Get a few beer's in me..And my confidence rocket's way above it's capabilities!!...Along with my mouth...</p> <p>I had some very <em>surreal</em> conversations... I recall a man asking me if he could show me something...He said I'd like it... I did..I asked if I could touch it... Sober Milly would NOT have done that...</p> <p>I made a welsh man cry..Not <em>intentionally</em> I may add...And I did hold him whilst he cried...He even left <em>'nasal fluid'</em> on my jumper..He said I was '<em>Lovely</em>'...We sat on a wall and smoked weed and giggled till our sides hurt..</p> <p>In response to the irish guy who told me he was perfect in every way<em>..."Ya Only perfect if you have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!!"...</em></p> <p>I remember telling one bloke..Who Id caught staring at me several times during the night...but not in a good way...More of a <em>WTF</em> is that kinda way.....I think it was the pint glass thing...That <em>secretly</em> I knew he wanted me..I could tell he was dying to get me into bed...And that he would'nt know what to do with me..</p> <p>He actually smiled for the first time all night..and brought me a drink..And told me that he thought I was mental..Im not mental really..Im a bit like toblerone..All chocolate and honey to start with,...Then you soon realise im a little bit nutty..</p> <p>So you see...that's <em>why </em>I don't go out much...Alcohol turn's me into a naughty girl..It's the little voices in my head that stop's me being bad...And even though I know the voices in my head aint real..they do have some pretty good ideas at times..</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/03/16/id-rather-forget-5766469/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-03-15:/2009/03/15/if-you-notice-this-notice-you-will-notice-this-notice-is-nt-worth-noticing-5761450/xmillyxxx2009-03-15T18:25:03+01:002009-03-15T19:20:14+01:00 <p>I Haz it .... I really,really Haz it..</p> <p>I haz Bloggers Block..</p> <p>But ya know what..It's been a fucked up week...Iv'e had 3 strange,irish men in my car..Sang "it's raining men" with the road workers whilst waiting at a 'Stop and Go'..Drank from a pint glass..In public....Held a crying welsh man in my arm's..Smoked weed..Got huttbutted by a horse..And been hungover!!</p> <p>Not alot to see here...move along... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/03/15/if-you-notice-this-notice-you-will-notice-this-notice-is-nt-worth-noticing-5761450/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bigfatme.blog.co.uk,2009-03-11:/2009/03/11/i-think-it-s-time-5739700/xmillyxxx2009-03-11T22:29:51+01:002009-03-14T19:33:52+01:00 <p>That I grew up ... </p> <p>Tonight...I <em>nearly </em>got thrown outta Tesco's ...for '<em>Misbehaving</em>'!!</p> <p>The kid's watch this program..<em>Dick And Dom </em>or <em>summat</em> like that..And they do this challenge where they have to see who can shout '<strong>Bogey'</strong> the loudest in a public place..Whilst being 'inconspicuous'...</p> <p>Soooo...Me being the big kid that I am..Whilst browsing the 'Pickle' aisle...Pipes up..In a rather<em> loud </em>voice <strong>"BOGEY"</strong> .. Eldest flushes bright red and pretends she does not know me ..Wise girl ...Youngest <em>literally</em> wets therself...And decides to turn it into a competition..</p> <p>The child in me will not turn down a dare,So we proceed round the store..Randomly saying 'Bogey' whenever the mood takes us...then collapsing in fits of giggles..Whilst being tutted at by eldest ~tsk~</p> <p>This did not go down well with the old bag behind customer services.. Who chastised me as I left..Muttering something about leading by example! Yeh,Yeh..Whatever!! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And...Yesterday,I had a follow up eye appointment..And whilst sat talking to the consultant he turned to me..straight faced and said..</p> <p>''Are you well <em>lubricated</em> at night'' .. And yes.. I did laugh...I could'nt help it... I think I may have snorted too <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Of course..I knew he meant my eye..But the big kid in me really does <em>fight</em> it's way out.. So next time someone on the bus hits you on the head with one of them beads from a candy necklace..It's probably me!!</p> <p>I think we all have a childish streak in us somewhere...Don't we??</p> <p>xx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Bigfatme.blog.co.uk/2009/03/11/i-think-it-s-time-5739700/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>